Current favourite jokes

[ahinton]

…strange really she lies in a bungalow!

Well, if she LIES she can't need a stairlift anyway!

[johncorrigan]

See #4147

So good we named it twice, Nick.

[Bryn]

Well, if she LIES she can't need a stairlift anyway!

If she lies, how can we be sure it's a bungalow?

[Serial_Apologist]

If she lies, how can we be sure it's a bungalow?

She never gets offered a lift?

[Boilk]

Where is former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spending his retirement?

In his bunga-bungalow.

[Serial_Apologist]

Where is former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spending his retirement?

In his bunga-bungalow.

There's a flaw somewhere in that story.

[johncorrigan]

Did you hear about the art thief whose getaway vehicle broke down?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make his Van Gogh.

[gurnemanz]

Did you hear about the art thief whose getaway vehicle broke down?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make his Van Gogh.

... he probably didn't know his Picasso from his El Greco

[Bryn]

Did you hear about the art thief whose getaway vehicle broke down?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make his Van Gogh.

Falls at the last hurdle, somewhat, for the Dutch, at least.

[cloughie]

Falls at the last hurdle, somewhat, for the Dutch, at least.

Artist’s licence!
This is jokes not pedant’s corner!

[ahinton]

If she lies, how can we be sure it's a bungalow?

I guess that we cannot but I just took the poster's word for it!

[Bryn]

I guess that we cannot but I just took the poster's word for it!

I am always wary of posters' words:

[Serial_Apologist]

I am always wary of posters' words:

Is that a wind-up model?

[johncorrigan]

Is that a wind-up model?

It's certainly a dinky bit misleading, S_A.

[johncorrigan]

I've got a pal working in a factory making chess pieces. He told me that he's on nights this week.