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  • Edgy 2
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    • Jan 2019
    • 2035

    “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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    • Serial_Apologist
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      • Dec 2010
      • 37593

      Originally posted by Edgy 2 View Post

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      • Bryn
        Banned
        • Mar 2007
        • 24688

        Re #4096 Truly excellent! I've nicked it and posted it on FB, with attribution to this forum.

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        • oddoneout
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          • Nov 2015
          • 9145

          Originally posted by Bryn View Post
          Re #4096 Truly excellent! I've nicked it and posted it on FB, with attribution to this forum.
          I see there are quite a lot of these, several of which say "Please try Spain" at the end - just to rub salt into the wound!

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          • johncorrigan
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            • Nov 2010
            • 10348

            Excellent summary (or should that read wintary?) of the conditions up here, Rob.

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            • Richard Barrett
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              • Jan 2016
              • 6259

              Lord of the Flies tells the story of a bunch of public schoolboys who take control of an island cut off from the rest of the world and then descend into vicious infighting. Apparently it's a work of fiction.

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              • LMcD
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                • Sep 2017
                • 8408

                Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post
                Lord of the Flies tells the story of a bunch of public schoolboys who take control of an island cut off from the rest of the world and then descend into vicious infighting. Apparently it's a work of fiction.
                Who's currently got the conch, I wonder?

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                • cloughie
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                  • Dec 2011
                  • 22115

                  Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                  Who's currently got the conch, I wonder?
                  ...and has he recently remarried?

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                  • gurnemanz
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 7380

                    Originally posted by cloughie View Post
                    ...and has he recently remarried?
                    Do you mean the twice divorced, serial adulterer, baptised Catholic but confirmed Anglican who had a "small" ceremony in a Catholic cathedral?

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                    • Serial_Apologist
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                      • Dec 2010
                      • 37593

                      Originally posted by gurnemanz View Post
                      Do you mean the twice divorced, serial adulterer, baptised Catholic but confirmed Anglican who had a "small" ceremony in a Catholic cathedral?
                      We've now been told that the previous wives weren't Catholics, which is all that matters - so that's all right then...

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                      • Bryn
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 24688

                        Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                        We've now been told that the previous wives weren't Catholics, which is all that matters - so that's all right then...
                        Is not said miscreant of the Anglican Catholic sect, at least nominally?

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                        • johncorrigan
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                          • Nov 2010
                          • 10348

                          Nice to see 'Dead Ringers' back for a new series - Baroness Dido Harding says that she is a popular choice to become the new head of the NHS. She says that she has not been able to trace a single person who objects to her. (I liked the new variant Matt Hancock too! )

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                          • Bryn
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 24688

                            Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                            Nice to see 'Dead Ringers' back for a new series - Baroness Dido Harding says that she is a popular choice to become the new head of the NHS. She says that she has not been able to trace a single person who objects to her. (I liked the new variant Matt Hancock too! )
                            I am not usually much of a fan of Dead Ringers on Radio 4 but this one definitely hit the spot. The failure to sound that much like their targets just did not matter. The writing more than made up for it.

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                            • Bryn
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 24688

                              I hear someone with, shall we say, unconventional views regarding questions such as evolution, is to Pootle off. Good to see he has some grasp of his capacity to fulfil the job. (No party-political association intended).

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                              • Serial_Apologist
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                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37593

                                Hancock apologises and says he's let his trousers down in this latest piece of news.

                                He went on to say he hoped this incident would leave no hard feelings in the electorate.

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