Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

Then they would have had to be major scales.

(Don't worry, I'm off to bed now!).

Weight a minute, S_A, don't go yet!

[cloughie]

Weight a minute, S_A, don't go yet!

...as he pounds off!

[johncorrigan]

...as he pounds off!

I was thinking flounces, cloughie.

[LMcD]

I was thinking flounces, cloughie.

More likely fluid ounces?

[Serial_Apologist]

As happens I need a few pounds off! Thanks for the reminder!

[oddoneout]

More likely fluid ounces?

Not to be confused with floozies...

[Bryn]

Is the DUP following the example of the (American) Republicans' choice of Trump in picking Poots as their leader? Two obnoxious farts, indeed.

[Padraig]

Is the DUP following the example of the (American) Republicans' choice of Trump in picking Poots as their leader? Two obnoxious farts, indeed.

That's a good one Bryn. But here's a better one: Who are the (American) Republicans?

[Padraig]

Is the DUP following the example of the (American) Republicans' choice of Trump in picking Poots as their leader? Two obnoxious farts, indeed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57126309

[Bryn]

That's a good one Bryn. But here's a better one: Who are the (American) Republicans?

The strife-riven GOP, of course. Just wanted to make it clear I was not referring to Sinn Féin, who seem likely to also to gain from the DUP's choice, in addition to the boost to the Alliance Party.

[Nick Armstrong]

Just heard that The Terminator used to have a weekend job in the Cardiff branch of HMV

[LMcD]

Just heard that The Terminator used to have a weekend job in the Cardiff branch of HMV

Excellent!

[cloughie]

Excellent!

I wonder if it was the TAFFelmusik recording!

[Serial_Apologist]

I wonder if it was the TAFFelmusik recording!

Indeed to goodness Fischer-Diskau!

(I'll get my Cardigan).

[LMcD]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.