Current favourite jokes

[Serial_Apologist]

Did Bolik come across it accidentally?

Spelling his name incorrectly might make him crotchety!

[Roslynmuse]

Spelling his name incorrectly might make him crotchety!

There could be a Boliking on the way...

[LMcD]

Are we all in accord with this?

Why don't we all adjourn to the bar in time, bring our notes with us, and discuss it there?

[Pulcinella]

Spelling his name incorrectly might make him crotchety!

Oops!
That's put me in my place, but which out of the 12 possibilities?
Sorry, Boilk.

[Boilk]

You should only need numbers 1-9 in a standard Sudoku.

It's hardly a standard Sudoku if there are 12 semitones to an octave, and therefore 12 rows/columns.
Cutting it down to 9 makes you a serial killer.

[Serial_Apologist]

It's hardly a standard Sudoku if there are 12 semitones to an octave, and therefore 12 rows/columns.
Cutting it down to 9 makes you a serial killer.

I'd better watch out!

[johncorrigan]

My old Mum's getting a bit short-sighted. I went to see her the other day and asked her, 'What have you been up to, Mum?' 'I've been doing a jigsaw of a chicken, son...have a look!' I said, 'Mum! That's a box of cornflakes you've got there!'

[Dave2002]

A retrograde step...

My apologies - of course the original was not a standard sudoku. That must make me a confirmed serial killer. Interesting that it was apparently solvable.

[Serial_Apologist]

My apologies - of course the original was not a standard sudoku. That must make me a confirmed serial killer. Interesting that it was apparently solvable.

Not yet, everybody!

[vinteuil]

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Can anyone tell me what a person from Corsica is called?


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[Triforium]

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Can anyone tell me what a person from Corsica is called?


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Of course he can.

[Roslynmuse]

Archaeologists working in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

[Edgy 2]

Archaeologists working in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate
My mate Bill was going to jump in to try and save him
I said "Billy, don't be an Aero"

[Roslynmuse]

When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate
My mate Bill was going to jump in to try and save him
I said "Billy, don't be an Aero"

Groan!

[johncorrigan]

While walking down the road today I saw a guy slating his roof. I couldn't understand what was going on, but all he did was stand in his garden shouting, 'Useless, that's what you are! Call yourself a bloody roof, do you!?!'