Current favourite jokes

[Dave2002]

The Guardian has published some extracts from Michael Rosen's book about his experience of Covid. https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...-covid-extract
This made me smile.

Thanks for that - glad that MR survived - assuming that this is based "from life". Not sure it's a joke - but a worthwhile read anyway.

[cloughie]

I was speaking to a friend the other day - unusual for to be wearing a headscarf - and and from what was said I gathered it would not be a good one for rabbits - She said it was Bad Hare Day!

[Serial_Apologist]

DICK OUT!

- Seen on a placard, I hear!

[oddoneout]

DICK OUT!

- Seen on a placard, I hear!

A couple of responses sprang to mind, but I have listened to sense saying "don't even go there". Wish I had a joke to hand to get things moving again...

[johncorrigan]

A couple of responses sprang to mind,

What the Dickins could they be, oddie?

[oddoneout]

What the Dickins could they be, oddie?

Keeping up with the Joneses?

[johncorrigan]

Keeping up with the Joneses?

Sticking it to The Man?

[vinteuil]

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What the Dickins could they be, oddie?

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Keeping up with the Joneses?

... o very good. Tho' won't be understood by the young...


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[Padraig]

A piano quartet went on to a stage. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20

[Bryn]

A piano quartet went on to a stage. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20

[ahinton]

Excellent!!

[Serial_Apologist]

Wonderful comment by one of the Googlebox! regulars last night which had me in stitches:

"Who would want to buy swimwear for which you'd need to wax your cervix before wearing it?"

[Bryn]

[gurnemanz]

A piano quartet went on to a stage. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20

Terrific!

[gurnemanz]

Keeping up with the Joneses?

I quite like the defeatist version:
Don't keep up with the Jones. Drag them down to your level.

Or WC Fields:
Start the day with a smile - get it over with.