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  • Leinster Lass
    Banned
    • Oct 2020
    • 1099

    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
    Not a joke as such, but I chanced on Michael Palin on Radio 4 extra this morning. Towards the end of the interview there was a wonderful conversation with him about the German version of 'The Lumberjack Song', which was hillarious. I didn't think I'd seen the vid before and I was not at all disappointed.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1q0UDZD2U
    Top-class miming!

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    • johncorrigan
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 10280

      Originally posted by Leinster Lass View Post
      Top-class miming!
      I don't believe they were miming, LL. As far as I understand, Cleese and Palin were both quite fluent in German. Indeed, hearing Palin speak German on the programme on 4 extra this morning, I was most impressed, and found it very funny. There was a great bit on the programme of Michael on Women's Hour from the 80s where he spoke about this. Worth a listen if you like MP and John McCarthy.

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      • Leinster Lass
        Banned
        • Oct 2020
        • 1099

        Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
        I don't believe they were miming, LL. As far as I understand, Cleese and Palin were both quite fluent in German. Indeed, hearing Palin speak German on the programme on 4 extra this morning, I was most impressed, and found it very funny. There was a great bit on the programme of Michael on Women's Hour from the 80s where he spoke about this. Worth a listen if you like MP and John McCarthy.
        https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000qyxd
        Apologies to Sir Michael - and the Tall Guy!

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        • ardcarp
          Late member
          • Nov 2010
          • 11102

          After yesterday's events in the USA, Mexico has decided it will pay for the wall, and Canada wants one too.

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          • Leinster Lass
            Banned
            • Oct 2020
            • 1099

            Originally posted by ardcarp View Post
            After yesterday's events in the USA, Mexico has decided it will pay for the wall, and Canada wants one too.

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            • LHC
              Full Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 1539

              One sunny day in late January 2021, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

              The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here."

              The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

              The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump."

              The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?"

              The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it !"

              The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."“
              "I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
              Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest

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              • johncorrigan
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 10280

                We're feeling a lot more cheered as we've just booked our first trip of the year. We're off to Iceland in February...if that works we're going to Lidl in March and then Asda in April.

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                • Leinster Lass
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2020
                  • 1099

                  Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                  We're feeling a lot more cheered as we've just booked our first trip of the year. We're off to Iceland in February...if that works we're going to Lidl in March and then Asda in April.
                  Do you have a Poundland in the vicinity?

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                  • cloughie
                    Full Member
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 22069

                    Originally posted by Leinster Lass View Post
                    Do you have a Poundland in the vicinity?
                    Is that a tune by Weather Report?

                    There’s also Lakeland and Hawkshead! The latter could be Revisited!

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                    • Serial_Apologist
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 37324

                      Originally posted by cloughie View Post
                      Is that a tune by Weather Report?

                      There’s also Lakeland and Hawkshead! The latter could be Revisited!
                      Re-unions can only be allowed for soloists, or duos at the most.

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26446

                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • cloughie
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 22069

                          Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
                          A very clever dog and looking good for her years!

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                          • Leinster Lass
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2020
                            • 1099

                            Originally posted by cloughie View Post
                            A very clever dog and looking good for her years!
                            Well, she isn't really 47 is she (47 divided by 7 = 6.714285714)

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26446

                              Originally posted by Leinster Lass View Post
                              Well, she isn't really 47 is she (47 divided by 7 = 6.714285714)
                              Err no she’s 8 weeks
                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37324

                                Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
                                Err no she’s 8 weeks
                                The other's appear not to have twigged - unless they're pulling my leg!

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