Current favourite jokes

[LMcD]

Best bit for me was the send-up of Auden/Britten 'Night Train'. Brilliant.

Wasn't it just! I'm pleased to find that they've returned on top form.

[Serial_Apologist]

Best bit for me was the send-up of Auden/Britten 'Night Train'. Brilliant.

But how many listeners would have spotted that?

[Globaltruth]

Our friends son was an airline pilot, but recently made redundant so he's been doing some painting and decorating for us.
Made a great job of the landing.

[LMcD]

Our friends son was an airline pilot, but recently made redundant so he's been doing some painting and decorating for us.
Made a great job of the landing.

Perhaps his new career will take off.

[johncorrigan]

Perhaps his new career will take off.

As long as he doesn't paint everything jet black!

[LMcD]

As long as he doesn't paint everything jet black!

He's probably saving all his black paint for a teenager's bedroom.

[ardcarp]

Boeing boeing.

[vinteuil]

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... friends in Sweden are relieved that lock-down measures are easing. “It means that instead of having to keep two metres apart from each other,” he says, “they can go back to their customary six metres.”

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[Dave2002]

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... friends in Sweden are relieved that lock-down measures are easing. “It means that instead of having to keep two metres apart from each other,” he says, “they can go back to their customary six metres.”

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Love it -

[johncorrigan]

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... friends in Sweden are relieved that lock-down measures are easing. “It means that instead of having to keep two metres apart from each other,” he says, “they can go back to their customary six metres.”

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[johncorrigan]

My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish during the lockdown. After all this time he still can't say 'please', which I think is poor for four...

[LMcD]

My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish during the lockdown. After all this time he still can't say 'please', which I think is poor for four...

[LezLee]

Not exactly a joke but a completely bonkers Amazon product:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Younthone-Bralette-Breathable-Wireless-Underwear/dp/B07WCC2MJT/ref=pd_ybh_a_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=59QJKB4Y6FGW7BFQWRD4

Excerpt:

On sale pearl seamless cotton nylon thong bikini edible best bra brands pretty lacy red briefs micro open fancy hipster yellow kniers men wearing pantys string panty cute skimpy hot bla tiny nice transparent kids tennis green big crotch buy used lingerie small spicy bras for year olds bralletes shiny pants blue busty smelly images vintage pantyhose body siluette pink lingere s stuffed stained lace asian stiy damp diva young forced to wear boys

[Serial_Apologist]

Not exactly a joke but a completely bonkers Amazon product:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Younthone-Bralette-Breathable-Wireless-Underwear/dp/B07WCC2MJT/ref=pd_ybh_a_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=59QJKB4Y6FGW7BFQWRD4

Excerpt:

On sale pearl seamless cotton nylon thong bikini edible best bra brands pretty lacy red briefs micro open fancy hipster yellow kniers men wearing pantys string panty cute skimpy hot bla tiny nice transparent kids tennis green big crotch buy used lingerie small spicy bras for year olds bralletes shiny pants blue busty smelly images vintage pantyhose body siluette pink lingere s stuffed stained lace asian stiy damp diva young forced to wear boys

One customer 5 star rating! Can't help wondering if that ad has been somehow hacked into by malicious pranksters.

[MrGongGong]