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  • LMcD
    Full Member
    • Sep 2017
    • 8415

    Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
    Barnard Castle is looking very lovely this morning

    We've had a request from DC, who's on the road somewhere in the North East: 'Play misty for me'.

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    • MrGongGong
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 18357

      Originally posted by LMcD View Post
      We've had a request from DC, who's on the road somewhere in the North East: 'Play misty for me'.

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37614

        Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
        Errol Garners support, Cummings loses it.

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        • MrGongGong
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 18357

          Has anybody else noticed that

          STAY ALERT : CONTROL THE VIRUS : SAVE LIVES

          is an anagram of

          EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE


          ?

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          • Serial_Apologist
            Full Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 37614

            Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
            Has anybody else noticed that

            STAY ALERT : CONTROL THE VIRUS : SAVE LIVES

            is an anagram of

            EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE


            ?
            So, there really IS a god!!

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            • Bryn
              Banned
              • Mar 2007
              • 24688

              Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
              Has anybody else noticed that

              STAY ALERT : CONTROL THE VIRUS : SAVE LIVES

              is an anagram of

              EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE


              ?
              Have you put that on FB, or is it otherwise there?

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              • MrGongGong
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 18357

                Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                Have you put that on FB, or is it otherwise there?
                it was sent to me

                Probably there now

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                • Bryn
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 24688

                  Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                  it was sent to me

                  Probably there now
                  Sure is.

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                  • LHC
                    Full Member
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1556

                    "I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
                    Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest

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                    • Dave2002
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 18009

                      Some people do get taken in

                      Not quite a joke - but sad, nevertheless.

                      Investigators say that vulnerable people need protection from what seems to be a £339 scam.


                      Is it a West of England thing to fall for this?

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                      • LezLee
                        Full Member
                        • Apr 2019
                        • 634

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                        • Serial_Apologist
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 37614

                          We don't have garbage... or blue jays...............

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                          • Boilk
                            Full Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 976

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                            • Dave2002
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 18009

                              Here is an old joke. I think it could be adapted to topical circumstances, though it might have to be set up with an infinite supply of stationery.

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                              • Dave2002
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 18009

                                Sadly not quite a joke.

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