Current favourite jokes

[Serial_Apologist]

You and I may end up - socially distanced - on the naughty step. IMHO most of the recent contributions are more wholesome than some scenes from 'Normal People'.
We watched 'The Tempest' on iPlayer last night, which included some pretty blatant touches (so to speak) involving the member concerned.

Pull the other one!

(I'll shut up now).

[eighthobstruction]

....I haven't read up thread here....what are we talking about? - The Good Ship Venus....

[Serial_Apologist]

My left knee has flared up - really!

I'm wondering if I've got amkneesia

[johncorrigan]

My left knee has flared up - really!

I'm wondering if I've got amkneesia

I don't know, S_A, but earlier today I found two rashers of bacon on my leg - I assume I've got hamkneesia!

[Serial_Apologist]

I don't know, S_A, but earlier today I found two rashers of bacon on my leg - I assume I've got hamkneesia!

I can think of no eggsplanation.

[Padraig]

I can think of no eggsplanation.

Not good un oeuf! Fry again.

[johncorrigan]

Not good un oeuf! Fry again.

Good craic, Padraig!

[Padraig]

Good craic, Padraig!

Yes John, it breaks me up.

[LMcD]

I can think of no eggsplanation.

The old yokes are the best.

[Serial_Apologist]

The old yokes are the best.

The other day, a woman in the local supermarket opened a box of eggs, and found some of them to be broken. "Those eggs are cracked up not to be what they're supposed to be", I told her.

[LMcD]

Not good un oeuf! Fry again.

... but don't forget that un oeuf is normally enough for a Frenchman.

[johncorrigan]

One from Barry Cryer:
'Knock knock!'
'Who's there?'
'Grandad - stop the funeral!'

[Serial_Apologist]

... but don't forget that un oeuf is normally enough for a Frenchman.

That would be nine then.

[Serial_Apologist]

One from Barry Cryer:
'Knock knock!'
'Who's there?'
'Grandad - stop the funeral!'

[Pianorak]

That would be nine then.

Nein, that would not be nine.