Current favourite jokes

[MrGongGong]

Latest government advice via Scarfolk Council

[oddoneout]

Latest government advice via Scarfolk Council

Well it wouldn't be significantly less effective than some of the gormless things that have been foisted on us - and a lot more fun.

[MrGongGong]

Well it wouldn't be significantly less effective than some of the gormless things that have been foisted on us - and a lot more fun.

Take your pick

[johncorrigan]

Boris Bingo!

[MrGongGong]

Boris Bingo!

Seeing these gives me hope

[johnb]

Tweeted by the Bruges Group, now deleted:

"The Government’s new slogan [Stay Alert] is good. Green replaces red for a calmer feel" *

* presumably referring to the graphic

[LMcD]

Tweeted by the Bruges Group, now deleted:



* presumably referring to the graphic

Surely green = Go (out) while red = Stop (at home). (Presumably Amber Rudd wasn't consulted).

[oddoneout]

Take your pick

Well the first one(top left) is just a statement of fact, so not that funny...Still like the one you first posted best.

[MrGongGong]

another classic

[MrGongGong]

You need FB for this, I think
but sums it up perfectly

https://www.facebook.com/MrLeeBradshaw/videos/10157639326487607/

OR

[MrGongGong]

I'll just leave this here (would folks prefer a seperate thread for image "jokes" ?)

[Serial_Apologist]

I was always told that Andover has no character!

[johncorrigan]

Could prove very 'arrowing for motorists, MrGG!

[Serial_Apologist]

Could prove very 'arrowing for motorists, MrGG!

That was one of my dad's favourite puns!

[Serial_Apologist]

"Just stop Union Jacking all over Covid-19!"

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to Brexit campaigner/ex-Loaded editor Martin Daubney on this morning's Jeremy Vine on CH4.



Don't think anybody in the studio got her (unintended?) double entendre, however.