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  • Pulcinella
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    • Feb 2014
    • 10889

    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
    Are you giving Bryn a dressing down?
    Not at all, as I know I'd get a saucy rejoinder!

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    • Bryn
      Banned
      • Mar 2007
      • 24688

      Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
      Not at all, as I know I'd get a saucy rejoinder!
      You know your onions.

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      • johncorrigan
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 10348

        Originally posted by Bryn View Post
        You know your onions.
        Thankshallot!

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        • cloughie
          Full Member
          • Dec 2011
          • 22115

          Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
          Not at all, as I know I'd get a saucy rejoinder!
          Only ducks dress in down!

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          • Bryn
            Banned
            • Mar 2007
            • 24688

            Originally posted by cloughie View Post
            Only ducks dress in down!
            Eider thought you'd know better. What about goose down?

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            • MrGongGong
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 18357

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              • LMcD
                Full Member
                • Sep 2017
                • 8408

                Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                Clever stuff!

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                • LeMartinPecheur
                  Full Member
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 4717

                  Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                  Clever stuff!
                  Acually works with any whole number, no matter how many digits, at step 1 so long as at step 5 you keep adding the digits together till they get down to one.

                  Hours of innocent fun during lockdown?
                  I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                  • Pulcinella
                    Host
                    • Feb 2014
                    • 10889

                    Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                    Acually works with any whole number, no matter how many digits, at step 1 so long as at step 5 you keep adding the digits together till they get down to one.

                    Hours of innocent fun during lockdown?
                    Indeed!
                    The Year-5 kids where I do my volunteer work like the 9 times table.
                    They write a column in decreasing order from 9 to 0 then next to it a column increasing (effectively from 0 but they usually miss that out against the 9) from 1 to 9.
                    Some of them were intrigued to realise that the sum of the two digits in each number was always 9.

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                    • LezLee
                      Full Member
                      • Apr 2019
                      • 634

                      I like the 11 test.
                      In any number of 3 digits or more, if you add together alternate numbers and the totals are equal, the number will be always divisible by 11.

                      1375
                      1 + 7 = 8 3 + 5 =8
                      1375 divided by 11 = 125

                      Really handy for ‘Countdown’!

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                      • Boilk
                        Full Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 976

                        Originally posted by LezLee View Post
                        I like the 11 test.
                        In any number of 3 digits or more, if you add together alternate numbers and the totals are equal, the number will be always divisible by 11.

                        1375
                        1 + 7 = 8 3 + 5 =8
                        1375 divided by 11 = 125

                        Really handy for ‘Countdown’!
                        Also, having divided the large number by 11, the answer's digits add up to the same number ...so in this case 1+ 2+ 5 = 8 !!!

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                        • LezLee
                          Full Member
                          • Apr 2019
                          • 634

                          Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                          Also, having divided the large number by 11, the answer's digits add up to the same number ...so in this case 1+ 2+ 5 = 8 !!!
                          Well, I didn’t know that!
                          The only number without a quick division is 7. Annoying.

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                          • gurnemanz
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 7380

                            Very old joke:

                            Question to tax advisor: What do two and two make?

                            Answer: What do you want it to make?

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                            • MrGongGong
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 18357

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                              • LMcD
                                Full Member
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 8408

                                Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

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