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  • Vox Humana
    Full Member
    • Dec 2012
    • 1248

    I remember some comic pointing out years ago that all humour is at someone's expense. You can never predict who might be offended and the only way of ensuring that you never cause any is never to make any jokes.

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    • teamsaint
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 25175

      The " joke", if there is one , is surely on us , and our enfeebled manufacturing capabilities.
      I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

      I am not a number, I am a free man.

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37324

        Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
        The " joke", if there is one , is surely on us , and our enfeebled manufacturing capabilities.
        Well, not "us" - "we" weren't responsible for the export of Britain's manufacturing base, surely. But now I am being pedantic.

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        • cloughie
          Full Member
          • Dec 2011
          • 22069

          Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
          Well, not "us" - "we" weren't responsible for the export of Britain's manufacturing base, surely. But now I am being pedantic.
          ...and how is it really cost-effective to cart so many products across the world?

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          • LeMartinPecheur
            Full Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 4717

            Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
            The " joke", if there is one , is surely on us , and our enfeebled manufacturing capabilities.
            ts: true, but the 'joke, if there is one' is more centrally about a wide public perception about China's economic outputs, which is hardly 'racism' as such. And in this case, public perception is very highly justified, as witness:
            COUNTERFEITING

            Finnegan, Henderson, Farabow, Garrett & Dunner, LLP is one of the largest IP law firms in the world. From offices in Atlanta, Boston, London, Palo Alto, Reston, Seoul, Shanghai, Taipei, Tokyo, and Washington, DC, the firm practices all aspects of patent, trademark, copyright, and trade secret law, including counseling, prosecution, licensing, and litigation. Finnegan also represents clients on IP issues related to European patents and trade marks, international trade, portfolio management, the Internet, e-commerce, government contracts, antitrust, and unfair competition. For additional information on the firm, please visit www.finnegan.com. Follow us on LinkedIn.

            Public complaints about poor quality often lead to a realisation that what's been bought is in fact a Chinese counterfeit. I speak from knowledge after 40 years in trading standards (but no, I didn't compose the joke).

            UNSAFE GOODS

            The European Commission has warned of a rising number of notifications relating to the import of consumer products registered as dangerous to consumers. It said most of the dangerous goods are coming from China.



            Many, many such reports are easily accessible - Google 'China' with 'unsafe goods' and 'counterfeit goods'.
            Last edited by LeMartinPecheur; 13-04-20, 08:57.
            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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            • MrGongGong
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 18357



              "I'm sorry you feel we have blown up your home planet of Alderaan"

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              • Pulcinella
                Host
                • Feb 2014
                • 10687

                Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

                "I'm sorry you feel we have blown up your home planet of Alderaan"
                Shouldn't that be:
                I'm sorry if you feel.....?

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                • johncorrigan
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 10280

                  Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                  Shouldn't that be:
                  I'm sorry if you feel.....?
                  Brought this old beauty to mind, folks, so I thought I'd post. A wee bit effin' and jeffin' in here, by the way!
                  An animation of comedian Suzy Eddie Izzard talking about his idea of the 'death star canteen'. Trans Rights.
                  Last edited by johncorrigan; 13-04-20, 10:07.

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                  • Padraig
                    Full Member
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 4200

                    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                    A few bad words in here, by the way!
                    Oh dear me.

                    lmao

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                    • LeMartinPecheur
                      Full Member
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 4717

                      Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                      Shouldn't that be:
                      I'm sorry if you feel.....?
                      "Due to training, our Mr D Vader is completely 100% fluent in Corporate-Speak, customer care sub-module. Have a nice day!"
                      I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                      • LeMartinPecheur
                        Full Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 4717

                        China Syndrome?

                        Happy to report that peace has broken out between me and Bryn
                        I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                        • oddoneout
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2015
                          • 8970

                          Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                          Happy to report that peace has broken out between me and Bryn
                          So no teabags at dawn then?

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                          • Bryn
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 24688

                            Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                            Happy to report that peace has broken out between me and Bryn

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                            • LeMartinPecheur
                              Full Member
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 4717

                              Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
                              So no teabags at dawn then?
                              Really sorry to spoil your day oddone
                              I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                              • oddoneout
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 8970

                                Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                                Really sorry to spoil your day oddone
                                Oh I'll cope - I'll go and lob some used teabags at the compost heap to annoy the rat that's taken up residence.

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