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  • LeMartinPecheur
    Full Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 4717

    I think this one will copy over

    If not I'm sure someone'll tell me!
    I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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    • Nick Armstrong
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 26523

      Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
      I think this one will copy over

      If not I'm sure someone'll tell me!
      Alas not
      "...the isle is full of noises,
      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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      • Bryn
        Banned
        • Mar 2007
        • 24688

        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
        Alas not
        Indeed. More like a case of A? Oh Hell!
        Last edited by Bryn; 02-04-20, 06:00. Reason: See blue pencil.

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        • Vox Humana
          Full Member
          • Dec 2012
          • 1248

          Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
          I think this one will copy over

          If not I'm sure someone'll tell me!
          I think you need to accept that there is no way you are going to be able to post a link that takes us behind the AOL login screen.

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          • Constantbee
            Full Member
            • Jul 2017
            • 504

            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post


            The slightly de-tuned effect is rather attractive, actually!
            I've heard worse
            And the tune ends too soon for us all

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            • Constantbee
              Full Member
              • Jul 2017
              • 504

              Why is there no Ibuprofen in the jungle?

              Because ...
              And the tune ends too soon for us all

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              • LMcD
                Full Member
                • Sep 2017
                • 8408

                Originally posted by Constantbee View Post
                Why is there no Ibuprofen in the jungle?

                Because ...
                The parrots eat 'em all

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                • LeMartinPecheur
                  Full Member
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 4717

                  Originally posted by Vox Humana View Post
                  I think you need to accept that there is no way you are going to be able to post a link that takes us behind the AOL login screen.
                  Yes, but I never see any AOL link, I only ever see the picture as it comes to me by email. That's what I copy via the right-click Copy Image button. In fact, that is what I'm seeing right now in your message, in Caliban's #3304, and of course in my own #3303

                  Anyway, it doesn't really need the cartoon:


                  "Thank you for introducing me to Minimalism."

                  "It was the least I could do!"

                  EDIT At risk of over-polishing as usual, how about "Think nothing of it, it was the least I could do"?
                  Last edited by LeMartinPecheur; 02-04-20, 10:04.
                  I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                  • Padraig
                    Full Member
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 4226

                    Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post

                    "Thank you for introducing me to Minimalism."

                    "It was the least I could do!"
                    You can say that again...again.

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                    • Vox Humana
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 1248

                      Originally posted by Padraig View Post
                      You can say that again...again.

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                      • LMcD
                        Full Member
                        • Sep 2017
                        • 8408

                        Originally posted by Vox Humana View Post
                        We've stopped listening to minimalist works because they merely cause different strains.

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                        • Serial_Apologist
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 37593

                          Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                          The parrots eat 'em all
                          Apocryphally - or apocetharily?

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                          • LeMartinPecheur
                            Full Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 4717

                            Bloody cat just asked me if I want the TV leaving on while he goes out!
                            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                            • Bryn
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 24688

                              Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                              Bloody cat just asked me if I want the TV leaving on while he goes out!
                              Got the text but the image comes up as "Request-URI Too Large", even when the little icon is right-clicked on and "view image" selected.

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37593

                                Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                                Got the text but the image comes up as "Request-URI Too Large", even when the little icon is right-clicked on and "view image" selected.
                                Not personally being computer-literate, if I want to post a link, I just type in its URL. It may be a time-wasting hassle, and subject to my typing skills, but it works in the end.

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