Current favourite jokes

[LeMartinPecheur]

Still good, even without the initial state regarding parachutes not being mentioned.

Ooops, shall rectify

[LeMartinPecheur]

Hurrah, Coronavirus now fully sorted

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/03/26/german-cathedral-dusts-off-relics-of-st-corona-patron-of-epidem/

[Serial_Apologist]

Hurrah, Coronavirus now fully sorted

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/03/2...ron-of-epidem/

Anyone who dares to visit that shrine will probably get polished off.

[Serial_Apologist]

Thre was one on the Today programme, yesterday:

In a phone-in, listeners were asked to choose whom they would prefer to be in lockdown with:

(a) your wife;

"(b) for me" the studio guest said, without hesitation!

[Bryn]

https://digg.com/2020/trump-impression-coronavirus

Thanks to Margaret Leng Tan for alerting many to this.

[johncorrigan]

https://digg.com/2020/trump-impression-coronavirus

Thanks to Margaret Leng Tan for alerting many to this.

Thanks, Bryn. That guy was goodly!

[Serial_Apologist]

Thanks, Bryn. That guy was goodly!

Facebook wouldn't take the link unfortunately, for some reason.

[Bryn]

Facebook wouldn't take the link unfortunately, for some reason.

The URL should work directly from a browser. MLT advised of it via an email, not FB.

[Serial_Apologist]

"I had epidurals for all four of my births. Not for the conceptions though".

Angela Epstein on this morning's Jeremy Vine on CH5. Normally Ms Epstein gets on my t*ts with her unquestioning "my country right or wrong" line on politics shows, but mostly the "guests" (people in front of screens placed where they would normally be seated) are avoiding anything controversial in the very soft right-centred morning chivvy-up programme, which is as it has become since host Matthew Wright's petulant resignation a year ago.

[Padraig]

Thanks, Bryn. That guy was goodly!

... but 'not as good as Trump'.

[MrGongGong]

[Serial_Apologist]

The slightly de-tuned effect is rather attractive, actually!

[johncorrigan]

One from the Lonely Hearts Column: Gentleman with loo roll wltm Lady with hand sanitiser for some good clean fun!

[Nick Armstrong]

One from the Lonely Hearts Column: Gentleman with loo roll wltm Lady with hand sanitiser for some good clean fun!

Love it

[ahinton]

One from the Lonely Hearts Column: Gentleman with loo roll wltm Lady with hand sanitiser for some good clean fun!

Wonderful! Anyone aged 19 would be especially welcome and perhaps we could make a video together...