Current favourite jokes

[Nick Armstrong]

Look it's the new BLACK passport







WTF does he know anyway ?
Bloody experts

[LMcD]

No wonder people are railing against them, L.

Could you please signal which points you wish to raise so that I can then ascertain with whom you are siding. Thank you.

[LeMartinPecheur]

Could you please signal which points you wish to raise so that I can then ascertain with whom you are siding. Thank you.

No reply for an hour??

Sleepers, awake!

[johncorrigan]

Could you please signal which points you wish to raise so that I can then ascertain with whom you are siding. Thank you.

I'm just using this as a platform for my complaints.

[ahinton]

I'm just using this as a platform for my complaints.

Or as a training exercise (not that I'm sure who'd be coached by it) but, of course, you are perfectly entitled to express your concerns in this way...

[LMcD]

Or as a training exercise (not that I'm sure who'd be coached by it) but, of course, you are perfectly entitled to express your concerns in this way...

Our local train is often Late at Westerfield Junction.

[cloughie]

I thought this might be the most appropriate thread to bring you a promise made by the Managing Director of Greater Anglia: 'Our key focus is to get back on track'. So THAT's why there have been so many delays and cancellations,.

Too many bus replacement services I would say!

[LMcD]

Too many bus replacement services I would say!

Our local train is often replaced by a bus because of a 'train fault - but the train fault is nearly always somewhere else in the Greater Anglia region and our local service is the one most easily replaced by a bus.

[Serial_Apologist]

Or as a training exercise (not that I'm sure who'd be coached by it) but, of course, you are perfectly entitled to express your concerns in this way...

One can understand the points being raised.

[LMcD]

One can understand the points being raised.

I'm going to Ireland by ferry in a few weeks, and hoping for calm seas and a level crossing.

[cloughie]

I'm going to Ireland by ferry in a few weeks, and hoping for calm seas and a level crossing.

I think a bridge would be more reliable!

[oddoneout]

Too many bus replacement services I would say!

Well yes - replacing buses with non-running trains would cause delays...

Apologies, but the phrase 'bus replacement service' always niggles as it's the train being replaced, not the bus.

[Serial_Apologist]

I think a bridge would be more reliable!

Bill's gates would solve everything.

[teamsaint]

I almost got hit by a salting lorry the other day. i stayed calm though, and just smiled at the driver through gritted teeth........

[Serial_Apologist]

I almost got hit by a salting lorry the other day. i stayed calm though, and just smiled at the driver through gritted teeth........

Just as well you didn't collide - could easily have led to a Skid Row.