Current favourite jokes

**Serial_Apologist** · 18-01-20, 18:30

Originally posted by DracoM View Post

But in which cat did the eyes appear, SA?

Or, equally importantly, in which eyes did the cat appear?

**gurnemanz** · 18-01-20, 18:32

Conjunctivitis.com - A site for sore eyes.

**Serial_Apologist** · 18-01-20, 18:36

Originally posted by gurnemanz View Post

Conjunctivitis.com - A site for sore eyes.

**oddoneout** · 28-01-20, 11:19

This wasn't intended as a joke, but amused me. A comment BTL regarding a strop thrown by a former celebrity referred to the person in question as a 'pre-madonna'. How the phonics would have worked out sans Madge I don't know...

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 28-01-20, 12:21

**LMcD** · 28-01-20, 12:41

Dysonsucks.com
A site for people having problems cleaning their carpets.

**Serial_Apologist** · 28-01-20, 13:59

There was a new ad on Channel 5 this morning that went by so fast I failed to catch what the product was. But it ended with the words "Keep away from children".

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 28-01-20, 14:26

Yes - those ?Persil? washing machine tablet/"pod" thingies: and with the added comment "and, always remember, keep away from children", as if you'd already made the decision, but might have forgotten!

**Bryn** · 28-01-20, 14:57

Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post

Yes - those ?Persil? washing machine tablet/"pod" thingies: and with the added comment "and, always remember, keep away from children", as if you'd already made the decision, but might have forgotten!

I took it that they were making a public service announcements to those with pedophile tendencies.

**oddoneout** · 28-01-20, 15:38

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

There was a new ad on Channel 5 this morning that went by so fast I failed to catch what the product was. But it ended with the words "Keep away from children".

Useful advice for those with compromised immune systems...children are germ factories.

**Serial_Apologist** · 28-01-20, 17:16

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

I took it that they were making a public service announcements to those with pedophile tendencies.

That's what I was wondering - sort of sneaking it, subliminally like, into an advert!!!

**johncorrigan** · 02-02-20, 21:26

What do you get if you cross a city-centre street with a safari park?
Double yellow lions.

**Vox Humana** · 02-02-20, 21:39

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

What do you get if you cross a city-centre street with a safari park?
Double yellow lions.

On the zebra crossings, presumably.

**Serial_Apologist** · 02-02-20, 23:12

Originally posted by Vox Humana View Post

On the zebra crossings, presumably.

In a round about kind of way...

**johncorrigan** · 14-02-20, 12:07

On Radio 4 this morning, I enjoyed Henry Normal's joke:
'How many father-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb?'
'One...and he'll bleed your radiators while he's at it!'

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