Originally posted by Serial_Apologist
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I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh.
No pun in ten did."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]Comment
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When I was a kid we were so poor that one Christmas my parents gave me an empty box and told me it was an action man deserter.“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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A Man was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
A Policeman went to inform the family and said "There's no easy way to say this".“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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Originally posted by Edgy 2 View Post
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Two rabbits escape from a lab one night. They’re heading down the road and they come upon this farm; so they hop in. That first night they totally gorge themselves on carrots. The next night they go hell for leather for the broccoli. The third night they get tore in to the radishes till they can hardly move. On the fourth morning one rabbit turns to the other and says, ‘I’ve had enough of this. I’m heading back to the lab.’
The other one says, ‘What do you want to do that for? This is heaven. We’ve got all the carrots and broccoli and radish we can eat. Why would you go back?’
And the first one says, ‘Cos I’m gaspin’ for a fag!’Comment
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There is a one of those politician with other words superimposed facebooks on Johnson's parliamentary "presentation" yesterday. I dare say not the only one. Not sure where to find it.Comment
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Just played frisbee in the park with my dog. Waste of time. Think I need a flatter dog.Comment
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A young woman asked her very old grandfather for his secret for a long life. "Well," he said, " Sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on your porridge every morning." She followed his advice and she died at the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 9 children, 21 grandchildren, 36 great grandchildren, 48 great great grandchildren - and a 40 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.Comment
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