Current favourite jokes

[oddoneout]

Andrew Marr, on his show this morning:

"He [Jeremy Hunt] used to say Health would be his last big job in politics..."

He kept the usual straight face, so probably didn't intend it that way.

You sure about that?

[Serial_Apologist]

You sure about that?

Marr seems to have lost all that boyish sense of fun since losing the use of his left hand...

[Edgy 2]

I got sacked from my job at the pasta shop.
All because I made a fusilli mistakes

[johncorrigan]

I got sacked from my job at the pasta shop.
All because I made a fusilli mistakes

I wish I had a penne for every time I've heard that one, Rob.*




*I'd have a penne!

[LMcD]

Andrew Marr, on his show this morning:

"He [Jeremy Hunt] used to say Health would be his last big job in politics..."

He kept the usual straight face, so probably didn't intend it that way.

Did I not also hear Jeremy Hunt say that he would not court (or seek) unpopularity? Probably a good idea.

[Dave2002]

I wish I had a penne for every time I've heard that one, Rob.*




*I'd have a penne!

So does my friend from Latvia - rigatoni.

[Triforium]

I wish I had a penne for every time I've heard that one, Rob.*




*I'd have a penne!

Orzo you say.....

[johncorrigan]

Orzo you say.....

Hey, dinnae macaronious remarks about me, Tri.

[Padraig]

Hey, dinnae macaronious remarks about me, Tri.

Or me either.

Paddy went to the doctor with a bad leg.

Tell me what's wrong with it doctor, for I need it for work on the farm.

Och Paddy, it's the old-age so it is.

Rubbish man! Sure me other leg is the same age and there's not a thing wrong with IT.

[Keraulophone]

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the duck cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.

[johncorrigan]

Why did the duck cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet!

[Edgy 2]

I've set up a dating agency for chickens ,it not my full time job, it's just to make hens meet.

[LeMartinPecheur]

Hey, dinnae macaronious remarks about me, Tri.

Guys, this really is getting pasta joke

[Triforium]

Guys, this really is getting pasta joke

Let's not forget my panel beater friend at the body shop, Al Dente.

[vinteuil]

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... article in The Times today :

"Hospital trusts named after sandwiches kill five"

But how many hospital trusts are there 'named after sandwiches'?


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