Thought I'd try some Viagra at the weekend, but I had trouble swallowing the pill, so all I had to show for it was a stiff neck! 
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A guy goes up to a competitor at an athletics meeting and asks -
‘Are you a pole-vaulter?’
‘No,’ comes the reply, ‘I’m a German’.
‘How did you know my name is Walter’,Money can't buy you happiness............but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery - Spike MilliganComment
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We've had that one before - where else would I be able to find it??Originally posted by alycidon View PostComment
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Sorry SA. It was probably me then!Money can't buy you happiness............but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery - Spike MilliganComment
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First time I heard it was Billy Connolly telling it, saying it was a Chic Murray joke.Originally posted by alycidon View Post
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My internet bride arrived today.
She's the WiFi always dreamed of.“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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No, her being oversized it was held together by a broad band.Originally posted by LMcD View PostComment
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In the end, not surprisingly, every news item on this morning's Toady turned out to have been an April Fool.Comment
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The chef who put too many condiments in his cooking was eventually found guilty of salt and peppery.Comment
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I would just like to take this opportunity to wish you the condiments of the season.Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostComment
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