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  • Flay
    Full Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 5797
    #1456
    Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
    http://i100.independent.co.uk/articl...nt--byLlHOQA6e
    Don't get me started!

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    Last edited by Flay; 11-02-16, 22:39.
    Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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    • Nick Armstrong
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 26642
      #1457
      Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
      I see the origami world championship is on Sky Sports tonight; but it's only on pay per view.
      Took me a couple of moments...

      but
      "...the isle is full of noises,
      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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      • EdgeleyRob
        Guest
        • Nov 2010
        • 12180
        #1458
        The man who invented the chickpea dip has died.
        He will be honoured post-houmously

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        • EdgeleyRob
          Guest
          • Nov 2010
          • 12180
          #1459
          The man who invented crosswords has died
          May he (4, 2, 5)

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          • Serial_Apologist
            Full Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 38292
            #1460
            Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
            The man who invented the chickpea dip has died.
            He will be honoured post-houmously
            That doesn't appeal to my sense of houmus.

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            • EdgeleyRob
              Guest
              • Nov 2010
              • 12180
              #1461
              Or

              The man who invented VELCRO has died,RIP

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              • johncorrigan
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 10545
                #1462
                Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                Or

                The man who invented VELCRO has died,RIP

                I know it's somewhere in these pages, but I can never let a chance pass to recall that Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the 'Hokey Cokey' died the other week aged 83. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in and things just started to go downhill from there.

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                • EdgeleyRob
                  Guest
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 12180
                  #1463
                  A boy had his heart set on becoming an actor. He finally landed a part in his school play. He ran home very excited to tell his dad the great news.

                  "That's fantastic," he said "Who do you play ? "

                  His son answered, " I play a guy who's been married for over twenty years,just like you Dad."

                  He laughed and said, "That's great son,maybe next time you'll get a speaking part"

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                  • EdgeleyRob
                    Guest
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 12180
                    #1464
                    A sharp decline in the number of mating owls has been blamed on the exceptionally wet weather.

                    Apparently it's too wet to woo.

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                    • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                      Gone fishin'
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 30163
                      #1465
                      Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                      A sharp decline in the number of mating owls has been blamed on the exceptionally wet weather.

                      Apparently it's too wet to woo.
                      [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26642
                        #1466


                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • Nick Armstrong
                          Host
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 26642
                          #1467


                          "...the isle is full of noises,
                          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                          • Roslynmuse
                            Full Member
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 1288
                            #1468
                            Originally posted by Caliban View Post


                            Brilliant! Will share with my Lieder loving colleagues!

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26642
                              #1469
                              They've just brought out a Shakespearian Sat Nav. It gets you from A to B, or not to B.
                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • ahinton
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 16123
                                #1470
                                Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                                They've just brought out a Shakespearian Sat Nav. It gets you from A to B, or not to B.
                                Sat is the question...

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