Current favourite jokes

[EdgeleyRob]

I was offered venison steaks for a tenner each the other day.
Is that dead dear ?

[LeMartinPecheur]

I was offered venison steaks for a tenner each the other day.
Is that dead dear ?

Dear, dear, dear!

Or maybe '...dear dear, dear?'

[johncorrigan]

I was offered venison steaks for a tenner each the other day.
Is that dead dear ?

Only if you don't have enough doe!

[Nick Armstrong]

You lot need to buck your ideas up!!

[teamsaint]

You lot need to buck your ideas up!!

Maybe,but that butcher of EdgeleyRob's doesnt need to raise his game.

Nor does JCs,either.....

[Flay]

This thread is in a rut

[johncorrigan]

This thread is in a rut

Staggering more like!

[ahinton]

I rest my case (an Antler one, of course)

[johncorrigan]

[QUOTE=ahinton;509694]I rest my caseQUOTE]
Are you trying to trunkate this thread?

[Padraig]

[QUOTE=johncorrigan;509696]

I rest my caseQUOTE]
Are you trying to trunkate this thread?

It's hanging on by its fingernails.

[johncorrigan]

[QUOTE=Padraig;509735]

It's hanging on by its fingernails.

Best be quick then!

[Dave2002]

I rest my case

Are you trying to trunkate this thread?

Let's not mince words - maybe leave it to stew in its own marinade.

[johncorrigan]

With a damaged reputation to repair , I embark on the long road back with this oldie but goodie (in my opinion anyway).

A bunch of guys decided to club together to get a birthday treat for their friend who is turning 83. He opens the door on his birthday and a gorgeous young woman is standing there.
“I’m here to offer you super sex,” she says.
The 83year-old thinks for a moment and then asks, “What kind of soup is it?”

[MrGongGong]

[johncorrigan]

Do you think someone's been telling porkies?