Originally posted by Caliban
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Don’t cry for me
I go where music was born
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Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. I rushed home, watched all 50 minutes of it... never saw her once.
She still hasn't got home yet, I'm bloody starving...."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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I’m in therapy at the moment.
I don’t need it, obviously, but I got all these psychiatrist gift vouchers for Christmas which my family clubbed together to buy.
What I really wanted was a crossbow.Comment
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the
end of it's paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause...
Regards Ant, off for another lie-down!Comment
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What is the difference between a street salesperson and a Dachshund?Originally posted by Ant View Post
One balls its wares out on the pavement, whereas the other...Comment
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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?Comment
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You can hear a hormone?Comment
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Originally posted by Beef Oven! View PostYou can't make a vitamin.
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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 miles?
YOU could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Something to do with its horns and its ar..e?Originally posted by Richard Barrett View PostComment
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I'm sure we've had this one, but ...
A bull has its horns at the front and an ar****le at the rear.Comment
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oh god now I have to read through the entire thread to see whether anything in my repertoire has been posted before...Comment
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I like it!Originally posted by Caliban View Post
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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 miles?
YOU could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW
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