Current favourite jokes

[Beef Oven!]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie?
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody's looking for stilton......

C. Eric " fromage" Cantona.

Lol! Where'd you get that from!? And what a great song! (MrGG doesn't approve of songs but he's off-line )

P.S. Please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

[Beef Oven!]

When I worked at the local authority, the police came into my office one day and handed me a pencil and a thin piece of paper. They wanted me to trace somebody.

[Beef Oven!]

When I worked at the BBC, there was this woman with big teeth that kept falling asleep in the afternoon. Turns out it was Siesta Rantzen

[teamsaint]

Lol! Where'd you get that from!? And what a great song! (MrGG doesn't approve of songs but he's off-line )

P.S. Please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

That was one was a gift from Mrs TS.

She found it on the so called internet.

If we club together for a Eurythmics greatest hits for MrGG for Xmas, do you think it will cure his apparent song aversion?

[Beef Oven!]

That was one was a gift from Mrs TS.

She found it on the so called internet.

If we club together for a Eurythmics greatest hits for MrGG for Xmas, do you think it will cure his apparent song aversion?

He's more of a Rod Stewart fan, I would've thought.

[teamsaint]

He's more of a Rod Stewart fan, I would've thought.

well who isn't?

I bet he has a mate whose dad was in the Faces. He knows everybody. He may even have been a Eurythmic himself.

[Serial_Apologist]

Obsessed with being a homosexual, morbid fascination with the Guardian Obituary columns, oily sycophancy and passive-aggressive wind-ups. You have a fun life.

Projection consists in attributing to others what, justifed or not, one subconsciously believes to be true of oneself.

[Beef Oven!]

well who isn't?

I bet he has a mate whose dad was in the Faces. He knows everybody. He may even have been a Eurythmic himself.

Well I wouldn't call myself a fan of Rod Stewart, but he certainly had (has?) one of the greatest rock voices ever.

We need to get back on topic

[Beef Oven!]

Q: Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down from a mountain?
A: Camembert

[teamsaint]

Well I wouldn't call myself a fan of Rod Stewart, but he certainly had (has?) one of the greatest rock voices ever.

We need to get back on topic

I Lol'd at the Nacho cheese joke.

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking an occasional table.

Ok, well just stand in the corner please. No actually, over in the other corner.....

[Beef Oven!]

I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said: 'Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.' I thought: 'I can't turn that down.'

[teamsaint]

I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said: 'Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.' I thought: 'I can't turn that down.'

ROFL. please stop. I am trying to work.

[Beef Oven!]

I Lol'd at the Nacho cheese joke.

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking an occasional table.

Ok, well just stand in the corner please. No actually, over in the other corner.....

[Beef Oven!]

ROFL. please stop. I am trying to work.

Why do today, what you can put off to tomorrow?

[teamsaint]

Why do today, what you can put off to tomorrow?

can't do that, i am spending tomorrow putting off stuff till Thursday.