Originally posted by amateur51
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A flash in the pan, you mark my words 
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it certainly has all the elements of a good joke.Last edited by teamsaint; 30-11-13, 14:50.I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
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Surprised this hasn't triggered more of a reactionOriginally posted by teamsaint View Post
The word 'thermite' comes to mind...I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!Comment
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this is a good subject are for humour, periodically.Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View PostSurprised this hasn't triggered more of a reaction
The word 'thermite' comes to mind...
Thats it, chemistry O level knowledge exhausted, coat on......I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I am not a number, I am a free man.Comment
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H2 his own...Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View PostSurprised this hasn't triggered more of a reaction
The word 'thermite' comes to mind...Comment
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium? .........
..... Na
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"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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My God Oh! Got a nice ring about it.Originally posted by Caliban View Post
Stop me if I've mentioned before about the two chemists going into a bar.
Chemist no 1: 'Barman, I'll have a glass of H20.'
Chemist no 2:'Barman I'll have a glass of H20 too.'
He died .
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There's a Clerihew :--Originally posted by Anna View PostAnyone know any jokes about sodium? .........
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Sir Humphrey Davy
Abominated gravy
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium "
Will that do ?Comment
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When sodium and chlorine react together, can they be said to get maNaCled?I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!Comment
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Or you could also add manganese in there!
Did you hear about the oyster who went to a nightclub?
He pulled a Mussel.
Sorry...one of the few shell related jokes I know!Best regards,
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I really wanted to post a chemical element joke but I see that all the good ones argon.Comment
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Very good both, I'd sayOriginally posted by Caliban View Post
Comment from 15 year old chemistry student: shouldn't that be MgO?
(Pedant's Corner: Junior Division)
That's very good, Anna!
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Sir Hamilton was Harty after seeing Sir Adrian Boult after Beechams.Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
(OK - one of me old mum's
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