Current favourite jokes

[Dave2002]

You guys almost lost me - https://www.sheldrake.org/research/morphic-resonance

Rupert - interesting nice guy I recall.

[Bryn]

I have no idea how genuine or otherwise this is but . . .

[Bryn]

(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...Vw&oe=64373543)

[vinteuil]

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... Bryn's yeaster joke is eggcellent

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[Serial_Apologist]

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... Bryn's yeaster joke is eggcellent

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You think so? I think he should bonnet.

[Serial_Apologist]

To new adverts for shoes are now appearing on telly. One is for Pavers, which I always thought were things for surfacing pavements, patios etc; and the other, Reikers - hardly an inviting label!

[kernelbogey]

“Dildo man captures phallic iceberg in Conception Bay” - Toronto Star

[LeMartinPecheur]

“So what’s it like living in a place with no freedom of speech?”
“Can’t complain.”

[Serial_Apologist]

“So what’s it like living in a place with no freedom of speech?”
“Can’t complain.”

[Serial_Apologist]

“Dildo man captures phallic iceberg in Conception Bay” - Toronto Star

I had always thought Canadians to be too nice to make such fallacious comparisons!

[Bryn]

(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...Bg&oe=6460DF76)

[Serial_Apologist]

(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...Bg&oe=6460DF76)

[Bryn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNbVVGK1afw

[kernelbogey]

Not new, and perhaps has appeared here before....if so, apologies.

A man, tiring of his piano accordion, tried an advert at his local newsagent, to no avail; even when offered free to a good home. So he left it on the back seat of his car, in the public car park, with the doors unlocked and the windows invitingly open. When he returned, he found it still there, with two others.

[hmvman]

Not new, and perhaps has appeared here before....if so, apologies.

A man, tiring of his piano accordion, tried an advert at his local newsagent, to no avail; even when offered free to a good home. So he left it on the back seat of his car, in the public car park, with the doors unlocked and the windows invitingly open. When he returned, he found it still there, with two others.

That's a variation on one of the many bagpipe jokes!