Originally posted by oddoneout
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For Twitter users, there are some s in this thread started by the BBCSSO:
‘Composer in a Christmas song’…
Ades-te Fidelis
It’s the Holst wonderful time of the year/It’s the most wonderful time of the Weir
I’m dreaming of a Scheidt Christmas
etc etc
You get the idea…
Marc-André Hamelin’s Mahler/Mel Tormé mashup is very clever!"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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...Mr Gullis discerned a troubling modern tendency to use “the pulpit to preach from”. Justin Welby responded that he appreciated the feedback and looked forward to advice on more appropriate pulpit activity.Editorial: The archbishop of Canterbury’s defence of refugee rights has been a necessary counterweight to cruel government policy
Nice one Vicar!
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Originally posted by oddoneout View Post[url]...Mr Gullis discerned a troubling modern tendency to use “the pulpit to preach from”. Justin Welby responded that he appreciated the feedback and looked forward to advice on more appropriate pulpit activity.
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Two builders were standing on scaffolding, knocking nails into a wall. One of the guys kept tossing nails over his shoulder on to the ground. The other guy says, 'Why do you keep throwing nails away?'
'They've got their points at the wrong end,' says the first guy.
'Don't be an idiot!' shouted his mate. 'We can use them on the other side of the house.'
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostTwo builders were standing on scaffolding, knocking nails into a wall. One of the guys kept tossing nails over his shoulder on to the ground. The other guy says, 'Why do you keep throwing nails away?'
'They've got their points at the wrong end,' says the first guy.
'Don't be an idiot!' shouted his mate. 'We can use them on the other side of the house.'
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Not a joke, as such, but I have been much appreciating the humour in https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...ith-amol-rajan
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostTwo builders were standing on scaffolding, knocking nails into a wall. One of the guys kept tossing nails over his shoulder on to the ground. The other guy says, 'Why do you keep throwing nails away?'
'They've got their points at the wrong end,' says the first guy.
'Don't be an idiot!' shouted his mate. 'We can use them on the other side of the house.'
Other character: Take my card.
Eccles: There's nothing on it.
Other character: Look on the other side.
Eccles: Why did you have printed on the back?
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostBy the way if you are looking for late gift ideas, I know a guy who's selling Sooty and Sweep puppets at a very reasonable price...I think he just wants them off his hands.
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