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  • Joseph K
    Banned
    • Oct 2017
    • 7765

    If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37605

      Originally posted by Joseph K View Post
      If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?


      There are too many traps in this question for me to offer a reply!

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      • BBMmk2
        Late Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 20908

        The Romantic Piano Concertos Vol.27
        Camille Saint-Saens

        Piano Concertos:
        No.1 in D major, Op.17
        No.2 in G minor, Op.23
        No.3 in Eb major, Op.20
        Wedding Cake, valse-caprice, for piano & strings, Op.76
        Piano Concertos
        No.4 in C minor, Op.44
        No.5 in F major, Op.103
        Rapsodie d’Auvergne, for piano & orchestra, Op.73
        Allegro appassionato, for piano & orchestra, Op.70
        Africa, for piano & orchestra, Op.89
        Sir Stephen Hough (piano)
        City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra
        Sakari Oramo.
        Don’t cry for me
        I go where music was born

        J S Bach 1685-1750

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        • ahinton
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 16122

          Originally posted by BBMmk2 View Post
          The Romantic Piano Concertos Vol.27
          Camille Saint-Saens

          Piano Concertos:
          No.1 in D major, Op.17
          No.2 in G minor, Op.23
          No.3 in Eb major, Op.20
          Wedding Cake, valse-caprice, for piano & strings, Op.76
          Piano Concertos
          No.4 in C minor, Op.44
          No.5 in F major, Op.103
          Rapsodie d’Auvergne, for piano & orchestra, Op.73
          Allegro appassionato, for piano & orchestra, Op.70
          Africa, for piano & orchestra, Op.89
          Sir Stephen Hough (piano)
          City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra
          Sakari Oramo.
          Is there a subtle reason for inclusion of the above in "Current Favourite Jokes"?...

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          • oddoneout
            Full Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 9145

            Originally posted by ahinton View Post
            Is there a subtle reason for inclusion of the above in "Current Favourite Jokes"?...
            Blame it on the hospital appointment (weather thread)?

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26523

              Originally posted by ahinton View Post
              Is there a subtle reason for inclusion of the above in "Current Favourite Jokes"?...

              I was about to leap to Saint-Saëns’s defence…!
              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • Serial_Apologist
                Full Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 37605

                Is Michael O'Leary's warning of an end to cheap flights a blessing in de skies?

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                • Maclintick
                  Full Member
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 1065

                  Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                  Is Michael O'Leary's warning of an end to cheap flights a blessing in de skies?
                  Probably. The plane truth is that a lot of holidaymakers' plans will be left up in the air...

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                  • oddoneout
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2015
                    • 9145

                    Originally posted by Maclintick View Post
                    Probably. The plane truth is that a lot of holidaymakers' plans will be left up in the air...
                    Or ditched...

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                    • ahinton
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 16122

                      Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post

                      I was about to leap to Saint-Saëns’s defence…!
                      So would you in so doing contradict Berlioz' barb about his lack of inexperience?(!)...

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26523

                        Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                        So would you in so doing contradict Berlioz' barb about his lack of inexperience?(!)...


                        I just like the way (most of) it sounds (when well played)
                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • LeMartinPecheur
                          Full Member
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 4717

                          Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


                          I just like the way (most of) it sounds (when well played)
                          I feel this really misses the point of serious music. Somehow!

                          (Will reply more fully when I've worked it out better myself)
                          I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                          • Bryn
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 24688

                            Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


                            I just like the way (most of) it sounds (when well played)
                            Spoken like a true Englishman.

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                            • edashtav
                              Full Member
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 3668

                              The BICESTER HERALD used to run a Gossip Column entitled CLUB WINDOW.

                              In 1915, it summed up that great English gentleman, Elgar, in this sentence:

                              Sir Edward Elgar is an ardent golfer, a great smoker, and works only in the mornings.

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                              • Nick Armstrong
                                Host
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 26523

                                "...the isle is full of noises,
                                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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