The news from the Met this last couple of days reminded me of watching 'Pointless' on the box one afternoon. In answer to the question 'First female Chief of the Metropolitan Police - (CD)', the contestant suggested 'Caressa Dick'.
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post...In answer to the question 'First female Chief of the Metropolitan Police - (CD)', the contestant suggested 'Caressa Dick'.
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I'm sure it has occurred to many others by now but the abbreviation for the new Minister's office is wonderfully unfortunate - Brexit Opportunities however one wants to interpret it - and adding the tag on doesn't exactly help - GOVernment Efficiencies. Quite apart from doubling up the nonsense of a minister for two impossibilities...
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Watching BBC 4 last night with Mark thingy interviewing Barry Cryer - Barry told a story about Humphrey Littleton getting interviewed by Radio Clyde.
At one point the interviewer says to Humph: 'I hear you're a bit of an orthonologist'.
And Humph's response was:'Yes, I suppose I'm a bit of a word botcher!'
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostI loved Mark Steel's answer to this question on today's The News Quiz
"What is to be found inside one third of Americans?"
"A bullet".
It actually turned out to be traces of a toxic herbicide.
What's worn under the kilt?
He replied:
Nothing at all. It's all in perfect working order
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostI loved Mark Steel's answer to this question on today's The News Quiz
"What is to be found inside one third of Americans?"
"A bullet".
It actually turned out to be traces of a toxic herbicide.
Unless one uses an upper case H, when presumably it becomes a highly selective Herbicide; no threat to herbs(or 'erbs as they have it over the pond), but might cause a rethink about what to name a child.
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Originally posted by oddoneout View PostTautology?
Unless one uses an upper case H, when presumably it becomes a highly selective Herbicide; no threat to herbs(or 'erbs as they have it over the pond), but might cause a rethink about what to name a child.
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Originally posted by gurnemanz View PostI remember in the primary school playground in the 50s people enjoyed illustrating the name Tony Hancock by pointing at the appropriate parts of the anatomy.
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Originally posted by gurnemanz View PostI remember in the primary school playground in the 50s people enjoyed illustrating the name Tony Hancock by pointing at the appropriate parts of the anatomy.
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