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  • johncorrigan
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 10349

    Here's a video of James Acaster telling a joke - I think he's often very funny - I love his angry droll, though this is just droll!
    Fun family friendly videos to raise smiles and funds during lockdown for Amaze. Now need YOU to get involved! 1.Share a favourite (child-friendly) joke, tag ...

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    • oddoneout
      Full Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 9145

      I know that many folks seem to be physically joined to their devices but really...?
      "There's nothing more frustrated than a broken iPhone"

      This was in a promotional piece in the local rag.

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      • Boilk
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 976

        Apparently Oregon has the highest rates of depression and adultery in America.

        What a sad state of affairs.

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        • Serial_Apologist
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 37605

          Originally posted by Boilk View Post
          Apparently Oregon has the highest rates of depression and adultery in America.

          What a sad state of affairs.

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          • johncorrigan
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 10349

            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

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            • Boilk
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 976

              Continuity announcer:

              Viewers are warned that the following programme contains very strong cups of tea. It has been rated PG.

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              • Gary Freer
                Full Member
                • Jul 2017
                • 17

                I got very emotional at the front of the petrol queue today.

                I felt like filling up

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                • ahinton
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 16122

                  Originally posted by Gary Freer View Post
                  I got very emotional at the front of the petrol queue today.

                  I felt like filling up
                  To add to the widely circulated news that BBC had sent its reporter Phil McCann to investigate fuel shortages at petrol stations, I see that a truck driver of long standing has complained that this has received far more attention that his own case despite his name being Laurie Parkes...

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                  • ardcarp
                    Late member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 11102

                    Q. What's the difference between petrol and paraffin?
                    A. There's no f in petrol.

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                    • johncorrigan
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 10349

                      Originally posted by ardcarp View Post
                      Q. What's the difference between petrol and paraffin?
                      A. There's no f in petrol.

                      Actually, I got quite emotional at the petrol station yesterday...I was filling up!

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26523

                        Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

                        Actually, I got quite emotional at the petrol station yesterday...I was filling up!
                        See #4147
                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • Serial_Apologist
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 37605

                          Jelly Roll Morton's Red Hot Peppers "Tank Town Bump"

                          Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


                          Civilisation has clearly not progressed from 1929!

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                          • Boilk
                            Full Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 976

                            I had to phone the mother-in-law to find out how she's getting on with her new stairlift.

                            She explained that since the day it was installed, it's been driving her up the wall.

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                            • Serial_Apologist
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 37605

                              Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                              I had to phone the mother-in-law to find out how she's getting on with her new stairlift.

                              She explained that since the day it was installed, it's been driving her up the wall.
                              Don't tell me - you can't Stannah!

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                              • cloughie
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 22115

                                Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                                I had to phone the mother-in-law to find out how she's getting on with her new stairlift.

                                She explained that since the day it was installed, it's been driving her up the wall.
                                …strange really she lies in a bungalow!

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