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  • Bryn
    Banned
    • Mar 2007
    • 24688

    Tuning in to BBC TWO a few minutes early to blog out with QIXL, I heard the immortal words "Wham released the biggest number two of all time". Good job I could leave it a few minutes.

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37593

      Originally posted by Bryn View Post
      Tuning in to BBC TWO a few minutes early to blog out with QIXL, I heard the immortal words "Wham released the biggest number two of all time". Good job I could leave it a few minutes.

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37593

        Originally posted by Bryn View Post
        We never saw anything as good as this on Sunday Night at the London Palladium!

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        • Edgy 2
          Guest
          • Jan 2019
          • 2035

          Originally posted by Padraig View Post
          A piano quartet went on to a stage. . .

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20
          Love it
          “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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          • Richard Barrett
            Guest
            • Jan 2016
            • 6259

            "Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?"

            "Yes of course."

            "Great, I never could before."

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            • Boilk
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 976

              Lots of musical cartoon jokes at http://euge.ca/ including

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              • cloughie
                Full Member
                • Dec 2011
                • 22115

                Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                Lots of musical cartoon jokes at http://euge.ca/ including
                On the easy to more difficult ‘scale’ that looks a real Schoenberger!

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                • Dave2002
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 18009

                  Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                  Tuning in to BBC TWO a few minutes early to blog out with QIXL, I heard the immortal words "Wham released the biggest number two of all time". Good job I could leave it a few minutes.
                  I had to think for a second about that one!

                  Re the musical sudokus - I suspect they're not really jokes - and are actually doable - unless there is something wrong with the mapping of numbers to musical symbols. I'm not going to check.

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                  • johncorrigan
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 10348

                    Originally posted by Dave2002 View Post

                    Re the musical sudokus - I suspect they're not really jokes - and are actually doable - unless there is something wrong with the mapping of numbers to musical symbols. I'm not going to check.
                    I'm going to stave off attempting it, Dave.

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                    • cloughie
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 22115

                      Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                      I'm going to stave off attempting it, Dave.
                      Not going to the treble then, jc?

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                      • Boilk
                        Full Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 976

                        Twelve-tone Sudoku accomplished, although afterwards one needs a stiff gin (no tonic)

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                        • Richard Barrett
                          Guest
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 6259

                          Not to blow my own trumpet, but I recall seeing a colleague struggling with a (conventional) Sudoku puzzle some years ago and remarking that for those of us versed in serial composition they're trivially easy. All that hard work wasn't a waste of time after all!

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                          • Ein Heldenleben
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                            • Apr 2014
                            • 6750

                            Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                            Twelve-tone Sudoku accomplished, although afterwards one needs a stiff gin (no tonic)
                            How difficult is it ?

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                            • Boilk
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                              • Dec 2010
                              • 976

                              Originally posted by Heldenleben View Post
                              How difficult is it ?
                              Easiest to substitute each pitch with the letters A-L (or numerals 1-12) and then (if you want) re-substitute back to pitches. Probably cheating though.

                              With the longsince demise of serialism, I don't think people are intuitively at ease with 12-note organisation, hence the old adage "As dead as a dodecaphonist" ...or whatever the expression was.

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37593

                                Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                                Twelve-tone Sudoku accomplished, although afterwards one needs a stiff gin (no tonic)
                                A retrograde step...

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