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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26523

    Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
    The other's appear not to have twigged - unless they're pulling my leg!
    Hoping it’s the latter!
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • Leinster Lass
      Banned
      • Oct 2020
      • 1099

      Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
      Hoping it’s the latter!
      HIGGNFY! (sic)

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      • Edgy 2
        Guest
        • Jan 2019
        • 2035

        Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
        “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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        • Edgy 2
          Guest
          • Jan 2019
          • 2035

          Originally posted by Leinster Lass View Post
          Well, she isn't really 47 is she (47 divided by 7 = 6.714285714)
          You know how old your dog is, but what does that equate to in human years? Find out using our interactive dog years to human years chart.
          “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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          • Edgy 2
            Guest
            • Jan 2019
            • 2035

            Do you wear glasses ?
            Were you forced to wear a face mask ?
            You may be entitled to condensation
            “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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            • LeMartinPecheur
              Full Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 4717

              Originally posted by Edgy 2 View Post
              Do you wear glasses ?
              Were you forced to wear a face mask ?
              You may be entitled to condensation
              This completely mist the mark here But keep trying Edgy!
              I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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              • Roslynmuse
                Full Member
                • Jun 2011
                • 1236

                Originally posted by Edgy 2 View Post
                Do you wear glasses ?
                Were you forced to wear a face mask ?
                You may be entitled to condensation


                Indeed!

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                • ahinton
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 16122

                  Originally posted by Edgy 2 View Post
                  Do you wear glasses ?
                  Were you forced to wear a face mask ?
                  You may be entitled to condensation
                  Esteamed jester that you are, your joke here lens credibility to that cause...

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                  • Cockney Sparrow
                    Full Member
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 2283

                    Lot of photoshopping been goin' on with Bernie Sanders at the inauguration and his "gloves with a backstory". On YT. Newsnight had a few at the end on Thursday.

                    3 minutes :
                    Bernie Sanders Memes - Best Viral MEMES From President Inauguration 2021. Which Bernie Sanders MEMES was your favorite? Comment BelowThese are From Joe Bid...



                    5 minutes (I don't get so many of the film/tv references though....):
                    Who can name all the references in these Bernie Sanders memes?GO!Check out our viral video of the original Karen:https://youtu.be/F2tue_UHDWE#1trending #Bern...

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                    • johncorrigan
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 10349

                      Originally posted by Cockney Sparrow View Post
                      Lot of photoshopping been goin' on with Bernie Sanders at the inauguration and his "gloves with a backstory". On YT. Newsnight had a few at the end on Thursday.

                      3 minutes :
                      Bernie Sanders Memes - Best Viral MEMES From President Inauguration 2021. Which Bernie Sanders MEMES was your favorite? Comment BelowThese are From Joe Bid...

                      ...loved that first one, CS. Crying laughing.

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                      • LezLee
                        Full Member
                        • Apr 2019
                        • 634

                        I didn't understand any of that!

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                        • Bryn
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 24688

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                          • Joseph K
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2017
                            • 7765

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                            • Dave2002
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 18009

                              Originally posted by Joseph K View Post
                              Fascinating. Students in Effingham Surrey might be concerned about the name of their school - Howard of Effingham - abbreviated HOE!

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                              • cloughie
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 22115

                                Other than the Plymouth one and the garden tool I didn’t know there were other meanings to the word!

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