Current favourite jokes

**Padraig** · 30-12-20, 14:22

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

Screw that.

Are you sticking to that?

**oddoneout** · 30-12-20, 15:31

Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post

The CEO of IKEA is standing as Prime Minister of Sweden.

Supporters say he’ll put together a cabinet in no time.

(they're getting worse, I know)

A sound investment in the future

Flat pack, rising prices: Ikea furniture is now collectable

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/dec/29/ikea-furniture-flat-pack-collectable-cost-1980s-1990s

Low-cost products from the 1960s to the 1990s can be worth thousands of pounds

**Serial_Apologist** · 30-12-20, 18:17

Originally posted by Padraig View Post

Are you sticking to that?

Ickier by the day.

**oddoneout** · 31-12-20, 10:34

A Grauniad typo which made me smile - it conjures up more than one line of thought

awarded an MBE in the Queen’s new ear honours list

**Leinster Lass** · 31-12-20, 10:56

Originally posted by oddoneout View Post

A Grauniad typo which made me smile - it conjures up more than one line of thought

'Sorry about that, guvner, I'm new 'ere.'

**Serial_Apologist** · 31-12-20, 13:38

Originally posted by rathfarnhamgirl View Post

'Sorry about that, guvner, I'm new 'ere.'

"'Ello, 'ello, what's this ear?" - said the prostitute to Van Gogh.

**Roslynmuse** · 31-12-20, 14:07

**Bryn** · 31-12-20, 14:33

Originally posted by Roslynmuse View Post

?

**Roslynmuse** · 31-12-20, 14:58

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

?

The point being that there aren't any!

**Leinster Lass** · 31-12-20, 16:40

Originally posted by Roslynmuse View Post

The point being that there aren't any!

Ahem ... the defeat of 'The Donald'?

**Roslynmuse** · 31-12-20, 17:02

Originally posted by rathfarnhamgirl View Post

Ahem ... the defeat of 'The Donald'?

True!

**Leinster Lass** · 31-12-20, 18:59

Originally posted by Roslynmuse View Post

True!

I wouldn't be surprised if, notwithstanding better news on the Covid front, my highlight of 2021 will turn out to be the TV coverage of Donald's effects being removed from the White House - possibly topped only by footage of him trying to sneak out unobserved through the tradesman's entrance or a bespoke tunnel.

**johncorrigan** · 02-01-21, 12:42

Victoria Coren-Mitchell told this on 'Only Connect' the other night.

Guy goes to the Doctor.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I seem to be going a bit deaf.
Doctor: OK! What are the symptoms?
Patient: They're a cartoon family from the TV.

**Padraig** · 02-01-21, 14:28

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

Victoria Coren-Mitchell told this on 'Only Connect' the other night.

Guy goes to the Doctor.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I seem to be going a bit deaf.
Doctor: OK! What are the symptoms?
Patient: They're a cartoon family from the TV.

That's a nice Family Gag

**johncorrigan** · 06-01-21, 16:10

Not a joke as such, but I chanced on Michael Palin on Radio 4 extra this morning. Towards the end of the interview there was a wonderful conversation with him about the German version of 'The Lumberjack Song', which was hillarious. I didn't think I'd seen the vid before and I was not at all disappointed.

Lumberjack Song in GERMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1q0UDZD2U

http://hominislutto.blogspot.com/Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus, here is the german version of the famous song. Very rare,

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