Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

That must be the one that won that award: Gong with the Wind

It was certainly met with gales of laughter, S_A.

[LezLee]

I'm writing a book about hurricanes, though it's just a draft at the moment.

I've discovered the Americans always spell draft that way, whatever the meaning. Spoils the joke!

[johncorrigan]

I've discovered the Americans always spell draft that way, whatever the meaning. Spoils the joke!

Are you trying to wind me up, LezLee?

[Dermot]

I believe the Pfizer Covid vaccine will work. After all, Pfizer also make viagra. Now if they can raise the dead, they can certainly cure the living.

[CGR]

I was going to tell you all a joke about Covid-19. But 99.9% of you won't get it.

[Richard Barrett]

WARNING: if you receive a link entitled "John Rutter's Christmas Carols" do not open it. It is a link to John Rutter's Christmas Carols.

[Serial_Apologist]

WARNING: if you receive a link entitled "John Rutter's Christmas Carols" do not open it. It is a link to John Rutter's Christmas Carols.

The only Carol I know works in Brixton Tesco's

[Bryn]

WARNING: if you receive a link entitled "John Rutter's Christmas Carols" do not open it. It is a link to John Rutter's Christmas Carols.

[Bryn]

The way they keep showing adverts for Cyberpunk 2077 despite all its problems and effective recall.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/12/14/cyberpunk-2077-roadmap-update-1-05-release-date/

[Serial_Apologist]

The way they keep showing adverts for Cyberpunk 2077 despite all its problems and effective recall.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/12/1...-release-date/

I'm not the only one thinking that, then.

[johncorrigan]

Milton Jones on the telly tonight: We start every Christmas morning with all the family cutting each others' hair - then we cook the turkey and have it with all the trimmings.

[Richard Barrett]

The CEO of IKEA is standing as Prime Minister of Sweden.

Supporters say he’ll put together a cabinet in no time.


(they're getting worse, I know)

[Leinster Lass]

The CEO of IKEA is standing as Prime Minister of Sweden.

Supporters say he’ll put together a cabinet in no time.


(they're getting worse, I know)

Let's hope his acceptance speech doesn't fall flat.

[Padraig]

The CEO of IKEA is standing as Prime Minister of Sweden.

Supporters say he’ll put together a cabinet in no time.

Provided he nails it.

[Bryn]

Provided he nails it.

Screw that.