Customer, who's standing by the jukebox in this bar: 'What have you got by The Doors?'
Bar owner: 'A mop and a broom'.
Bar owner: 'A mop and a broom'.
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I missed the apostrophe when I was skimming the headlines...Norwich detectives’ hunt for prolific burglar to feature in new TV showComment
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Even with the apostrophe it's still delightfully ambiguous if you read it as a headline rather than a complete sentence! Perhaps the burglar stole a march on them.Originally posted by oddoneout View PostComment
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E-news headline this morning: "UK will be ‘world leader’ in wind, PM promises."
One promise he's already delivered on, surely?
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Trumped, indeed.Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View PostE-news headline this morning: "UK will be ‘world leader’ in wind, PM promises."
One promise he's already delivered on, surely?Comment
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
"The railways we're building", 'the ancient woodland we're uprooting'. 
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In the same vein, pictures are emerging of Trump receiving treatment at hospitalOriginally posted by Bryn View Post
"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being EarnestComment
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"We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here . . . and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama?"Originally posted by LHC View Post
Who said that?
None other than White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany (currently infected) on February 23rd this year.
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There was a good cartoon a day or two back (Times?) showing DT bending over and self injecting with bleach. Good if you can find it.Originally posted by LHC View Post
In the meantime here are some oldies - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...infectant.html
Not everything in the Daily Wail is bad!Comment
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Yes, this EXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL image of The Donald (as John Culshaw calls him) appeared in last Saturday's 'Times'. You could say The President was the butt of the joke.Originally posted by Dave2002 View PostComment
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What's orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out in November?
See Facebook for the all too obvious answer.Comment
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"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being EarnestComment
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