Originally posted by Bryn
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostWhile out shopping earlier, I suddenly thought up a really good advertising strap line for Warburton's Farmhouse Soft Bread:
WHITE LOAVES MATTER!
I'd be really surprised if no one else has thought up that one.
The girl on the checkout thought it would go down well.
Oh dear, that's probably all spelt wrong.I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!
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On a more serious note re. Warburtons, https://www.warburtons.co.uk/Images/...h_April_16.pdf . It's bread made with refined 'white' floor I avoid, not Warburtons as a company.
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I wasn't sure if this belonged here or the Last Night thread
"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest
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Last edited by DracoM; 02-09-20, 09:05.
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Originally posted by DracoM View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-9...vfqsfSkBD7w7Kk
Are you watching, Mr Williamson?
Brilliant song by Dillie Keane.
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Originally posted by oddoneout View PostDo you mean the things that looked a bit like a small warming pan that made toasted sarnies on a gas hob?
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