Current favourite jokes

[LeMartinPecheur]

Like many I'm missing singing in my choral soc, but this looks like a way forward

[For the uninitiated, it seems choral singing is a very dangerous activity. Micro-droplets from singers' breath are said to travel up to 6m, which means extra-large exclusion zones that would make practices, let alone concerts, impossible]

[Padraig]

Have you heard this one before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDKW75ueIU

[teamsaint]

Like many I'm missing singing in my choral soc, but this looks like a way forward

[For the uninitiated, it seems choral singing is a very dangerous activity. Micro-droplets from singers' breath are said to travel up to 6m, which means extra-large exclusion zones that would make practices, let alone concerts, impossible]

Not a major problem according to our man at the Military Uni in Munchen, LMP.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/17/did-singing-together-spread-coronavirus-to-four-choirs

[LeMartinPecheur]

Not a major problem according to our man at the Military Uni in Munchen, LMP.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...to-four-choirs

Thank you teamsaint, I've passed the link on to the choral powers-that-be

[MrGongGong]

[ardcarp]

[MrGongGong]

Private Eye

[Dave Payn]

Excellent!

[Serial_Apologist]

I should have thought of that one. Or should OF, as people say...

[johncorrigan]

Old Chic Murray joke that came up today:
A man ran up to me in the street and said, 'Have you seen a policeman?'
I replied to him, 'No, I have not!'
And the man said to me, 'Then, give us yer feckin' wallet then!'

[LMcD]

'Doctor, my back hurts in 3 places'
'Well, don't visit those places anymore'

[gurnemanz]

Thug:
Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'

Jack Benny:
I'm thinking it over.

[cloughie]

I should have thought of that one. Or should OF, as people say...

No, should have!

[johncorrigan]

More Chic - I was walking down the road and suddenly slipped on a bit of oil and landed heavily on my arse
A woman ran over and said, 'Did you fall?'
And I answered, 'No, I was just trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket!'

[KLawrence]

Continuing the very welcome Chic Murray theme:

Punter 1: Do you know Battersea dogs home ?
Punter 2: I didn't know it had been away.