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  • johncorrigan
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 10379
    #3616
    Originally posted by Bryn View Post
    I did not know it was obligatory to register one's appreciation. A wry smile did briefly cross my face but I did not think it worth mentioning, at the time. Move on, please. Nothing to see here . . .

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    • Nick Armstrong
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 26543
      #3617
      Originally posted by Bryn View Post
      I did not know it was obligatory to register one's appreciation. A wry smile did briefly cross my face but I did not think it worth mentioning, at the time. Move on, please. Nothing to see here . . .
      "...the isle is full of noises,
      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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      • cloughie
        Full Member
        • Dec 2011
        • 22139
        #3618
        Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
        We don't have garbage... or blue jays...............
        That’s rubbish - what about the two guys from the Moody Blues?

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        • Flay
          Full Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 5795
          #3619
          Originally posted by Bryn View Post
          Move on, please. Nothing to see here . . .
          The Naked Gun - "Nothing to see here!" (1080p)
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404
          All rights reserved to Paramount Pictures.


          Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26543
            #3620
            Originally posted by Flay View Post
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • johncorrigan
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 10379
              #3621
              Originally posted by Caliban View Post
              Likewise!

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              • Dave Payn
                Full Member
                • Dec 2016
                • 63
                #3622
                My mate told me that he failed his aboriginal music exam...

                I asked him “did you redo it?”

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                • LezLee
                  Full Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 634
                  #3623
                  Did he send it back?

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                  • LeMartinPecheur
                    Full Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 4717
                    #3624
                    Originally posted by LezLee View Post
                    Did he send it back?
                    LezLee: there's bound to be the standard No Comeback clause, as with sales of aboriginal weaponry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0C61PbrLk
                    I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                    • Padraig
                      Full Member
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 4242
                      #3625
                      Originally posted by LezLee View Post
                      Did he send it back?
                      No. He blew it.

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                      • MrGongGong
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 18357
                        #3626

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                        • Joseph K
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2017
                          • 7765
                          #3627

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                          • MrGongGong
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 18357
                            #3628

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                            • MrGongGong
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 18357
                              #3629
                              a rich seam


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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37726
                                #3630
                                Originally posted by Joseph K View Post
                                Shouldn't it be "shooted"?

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