Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

Does x = 42 by any chance?

I think it's simply read that x = 10, L.

Eddie Mair, talking about his Grandparents who lived in the Angus Countryside...'They survived the hardship and rationing of the Second World War, and they endured the winters of 1947 and 1963 - generally regarded as being Britain's worst winters, apart from Mike and Bernie.'

[LMcD]

I think it's simply read that x = 10, L.

Eddie Mair, talking about his Grandparents who lived in the Angus Countryside...'They survived the hardship and rationing of the Second World War, and they endured the winters of 1947 and 1963 - generally regarded as being Britain's worst winters, apart from Mike and Bernie.'

If the answer isn't 42, does that mean that the mice are no longer running things?

[MrGongGong]

Asking Johnson to sack Cummings is like asking Emu to sack Rod Hull

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[MrGongGong]

[LMcD]

This sort of humour is very infectious. I think we can all suss out who's leading whom here.

[MrGongGong]

We have entered a mystical phase where the Mail and The Guardian have aligned

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[Serial_Apologist]

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Are you saying this doesn't belong in the No Consequences Whatsoever subsection?

[MrGongGong]

[MrGongGong]

[Serial_Apologist]

But who is "her"?

[Bryn]

Superb!

[Joseph K]

This made me laugh quite a bit.

[Bryn]

This made me laugh quite a bit.

An acid comment, indeed.

[Dave2002]

More eyesight tests

There seem to be many eyesight test cards being made freely available at present, for those who may think their vision has been impaired by coronavirus.

One place has even put up a sign!

[MrGongGong]

Barnard Castle is looking very lovely this morning