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No No Ninette -
Congratulations - its a joke !!Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
(Not a
pun/play on words......)
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I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!Comment
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"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
- homeless".
Robert Wyatt.
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
- homeless".
Robert Wyatt.
What's the difference between a foot spa and a drummer?
One bucks up the feet...Comment
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
What's the difference between a foot spa and a drummer?
One bucks up the feet...
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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?
One shoots but can't hit ...Comment
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(apologies if we have had this before.....)
How do you know that it's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and they don't know when to come in .....
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That Ronnie Barker one is the funniest of those I've seen so far!
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set of pipes into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.Comment
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Similar in some ways to Ronnie Scott's definition of silence as being the sound made by a banjo when thrown down the toilet without hitting the sides.Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post That Ronnie Barker one is the funniest of those I've seen so far!
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set of pipes into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.Comment
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Today's basic maths equation for homeschoolers...
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Does x = 42 by any chance?Originally posted by Boilk View Post
Today's basic maths equation for homeschoolers...
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