Current favourite jokes

[Bryn]

"Just stop Union Jacking all over Covid-19!"

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to Brexit campaigner/ex-Loaded editor Martin Daubney on this morning's Jeremy Vine on CH4.



Don't think anybody in the studio got her (unintended?) double entendre, however.

What a bunch of Union Jackers!

[Serial_Apologist]

What a bunch of Union Jackers!

Right! I think Yasmin just tossed the remark out innocent, like.

[johncorrigan]

Right! I think Yasmin just tossed the remark out innocent, like.

Accused him of jingojism, did she, S_A?

[Serial_Apologist]

Accused him of jingojism, did she, S_A?

So it semens!

[johncorrigan]

So it semens!

Sounds like she's got some spunk!

[oddoneout]

Onan on it goes.

[johncorrigan]

Onan on it goes.

Are you suggesting this is spermanent?

[Pulcinella]

Sounds like a hands-on approach to me.

[DracoM]

Naughty, naughty...........!

[Serial_Apologist]

Naughty, naughty...........!

No hard feelings.

[LMcD]

No hard feelings.

This could become a boner contention.

[johncorrigan]

This could become a boner contention.

This is starting to go against the forum rules - I'll just away and check the standing orders.

[Bryn]

This is starting to go against the forum rules - I'll just away and check the standing orders.

Keep it up.

[Serial_Apologist]

This is starting to go against the forum rules - I'll just away and check the standing orders.

Well I would say it stands out a mile.

[LMcD]

Well I would say it stands out a mile.

You and I may end up - socially distanced - on the naughty step. IMHO most of the recent contributions are more wholesome than some scenes from 'Normal People'.
We watched 'The Tempest' on iPlayer last night, which included some pretty blatant touches (so to speak) involving the member concerned.