Current favourite jokes

**Serial_Apologist** · 02-05-20, 11:05

Aha! You've a cough!

No, YOU **** off!!!

**johncorrigan** · 02-05-20, 12:50

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

Aha! You've a cough!

No, YOU **** off!!!

Reminds me, S_A, I saw a sign outside on a lamppost in Alyth the other day - it said that in this time of the virus it was important not to cough in close proximity to other citizens; so if you see someone who does a cough near others, tell them firmly to far cough.

**LMcD** · 02-05-20, 14:02

I was somewhat confused, on a recent trip to the zoo, to see a cage full of cottage loaves and buns. In an attempt to combine curiosity and humour, I asked a nearby attendant where they'd been caught. He replied: 'Oh no, they don't catch these, they're bread in captivity'.

**MrGongGong** · 02-05-20, 14:13

**Bryn** · 02-05-20, 14:22

Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

Any idea why it is I can never seem to access images you seek to post here? I just get a little square which does not respond to attempts to open it.

**ahinton** · 02-05-20, 14:43

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

Any idea why it is I can never seem to access images you seek to post here? I just get a little square which does not respond to attempts to open it.

I have no idea but can see these images OK meself.

**johncorrigan** · 02-05-20, 14:52

Originally posted by LMcD View Post

I was somewhat confused, on a recent trip to the zoo, to see a cage full of cottage loaves and buns. In an attempt to combine curiosity and humour, I asked a nearby attendant where they'd been caught. He replied: 'Oh no, they don't catch these, they're bread in captivity'.

Doh!

**MrGongGong** · 02-05-20, 14:53

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

Any idea why it is I can never seem to access images you seek to post here? I just get a little square which does not respond to attempts to open it.

You on Windows 3:1?

**MrGongGong** · 02-05-20, 15:41

**cloughie** · 02-05-20, 15:53

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

Doh!

Did you knead to say that!

**DracoM** · 02-05-20, 16:12

Yes, oh yes!

**johncorrigan** · 02-05-20, 16:23

Originally posted by cloughie View Post

Did you knead to say that!

I'm a gluten for punishment, cloughie!

**Serial_Apologist** · 02-05-20, 16:25

Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

Brilliant - thanks for posting this Gongers: good to know one is not completely on ones own, sometimes!

**johncorrigan** · 02-05-20, 16:54

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

Brilliant - thanks for posting this Gongers: good to know one is not completely on ones own, sometimes!

**ahinton** · 02-05-20, 16:57

Originally posted by cloughie View Post

Did you knead to say that!

Funny whichever way you slice it...

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