Current favourite jokes

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Serial_Apologist
    Full Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 37324

    Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
    The most obscure joke so far on this thread.

    Comment

    • LeMartinPecheur
      Full Member
      • Apr 2007
      • 4717

      My mum and dad were dwarfs.

      All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.
      I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

      Comment

      • Vox Humana
        Full Member
        • Dec 2012
        • 1248

        Comment

        • LeMartinPecheur
          Full Member
          • Apr 2007
          • 4717



          I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

          Comment

          • Bryn
            Banned
            • Mar 2007
            • 24688

            Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post


            Twice as funny as your previous one.

            Comment

            • Edgy 2
              Guest
              • Jan 2019
              • 2035

              “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

              Comment

              • LeMartinPecheur
                Full Member
                • Apr 2007
                • 4717

                Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                Twice as funny as your previous one.
                Thank you. It showed all right on the preview!
                I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

                Comment

                • Bryn
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 24688

                  Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                  Thank you. It showed all right on the preview!
                  You have to link to an image file such as a jpg. None of those recent ones was.

                  Comment

                  • LeMartinPecheur
                    Full Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 4717

                    I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

                    Comment

                    • oddoneout
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2015
                      • 8969

                      You may still be here LMP but your post ain't!

                      Comment

                      • LeMartinPecheur
                        Full Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 4717

                        Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                        Rats. Thought I'd ensured the picture (copied off an email) would transfer by emailing it to myself beforehand and seeing it come through. Wish I understood all this new(?) technology
                        I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

                        Comment

                        • Bryn
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 24688

                          Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post
                          Rats. Thought I'd ensured the picture (copied off an email) would transfer by emailing it to myself beforehand and seeing it come through. Wish I understood all this new(?) technology
                          You appear to be repeatedly posting a link to the AOL login page.

                          Comment

                          • LeMartinPecheur
                            Full Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 4717

                            Reconstructed post #3251 (not quite as per original emailed by a mate):

                            Police have released these photographs of a highly organised gang wanted for toilet-roll smuggling


                            PS Yay, success!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Last edited by LeMartinPecheur; 22-03-20, 22:50.
                            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

                            Comment

                            • johncorrigan
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 10280

                              That was well worth waiting for, LMP.

                              Comment

                              • oddoneout
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 8969

                                Oh my goodness that takes me back - and not necessarily to a good place as they say. A reminder of the era of jumble sales and sales of work, the latter often for such pet projects as indoctrination of our poor unfortunate brethren in hot places overseas.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X