Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

Now we've lost Clive James and Jonathan Miller, we need to find an eternal life pill for Vic and Bob and Alan Bennett.

You only have to see Bob on 'Would I lie to you?' this evening to know that's true, Lez.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b007r3n8/would-i-lie-to-you

[gurnemanz]

A giraffe goes into a bar saying:
The high balls are on me.

[johncorrigan]

A giraffe goes into a bar saying:
The high balls are on me.

What do you get if you cross a Labrador with a Giraffe?
A dog that barks at planes.

[kernelbogey]

Nine out of ten dwarfs are not happy.

[Vox Humana]

Nine out of ten dwarfs are not happy.

Has Snow White engaged extra staff in preparation for Brexit then, KB?

[Serial_Apologist]

Nine out of ten dwarfs are not happy.

That sounds like a tall story to me...

[Richard Barrett]

Not a joke as such but this made me LOL as they say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzRA6kQH3f0

Whoever dreamed up this idea and then actually went ahead and did it (a whole album!) is some kind of genius, I think.

[oddoneout]

Not a joke as such but I was amused to see that BBC One's Godslot this morning from St Joseph's, Bradford, has a Rev Christopher Angel and organist Daniel Pipe among the 'cast'.

[MrGongGong]

[pastoralguy]

[MrGongGong]

[johncorrigan]

My apologies if you are offended by this joke, but I'm was reading a bit of Sir Billy Connolly today and thought some might enjoy this one.

'A mate of mine told me he was shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said, "How can you tell them apart?"
He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."

[Bryn]

My apologies if you are offended by this joke, but I'm was reading a bit of Sir Billy Connolly today and thought some might enjoy this one.

'A mate of mine told me he was shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said, "How can you tell them apart?"
He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."

I don't get it.

[johncorrigan]

I don't get it.

Maybe I never told it right, Bryn!

[Bryn]

Maybe I never told it right, Bryn!