Current favourite jokes

[Serial_Apologist]

I would just like to take this opportunity to wish you the condiments of the season.

And the condiments of the seasoning to you too, VH!

[MrGongGong]

[Serial_Apologist]

I see the girl has been doing some looting!

[LMcD]

I see the girl has been doing some looting!

Probably the latest in a string of offences.

[oddoneout]

Probably the latest in a string of offences.

An accusation plucked from thin air.

[Vox Humana]

But she does look as if she has been consorting with the wrong people.

[gurnemanz]

But she does look as if she has been consorting with the wrong people.

She's from Luton.

[Dave2002]

She's from Luton.

But she’s not fretting about it.

[what’s the instrument the guy is holding, btw]

[vinteuil]

[what’s the instrument the guy is holding, btw]

... looks like some kinda vielle à roue or hurdy-gurdy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurdy-gurdy

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[edashtav]

But she does look as if she has been consorting with the wrong people.

No doubt, with a
Broken Consort.

[LMcD]

No doubt, with a
Broken Consort.

Have you been watching 'Victoria' by any chance?

[edashtav]

Have you been watching 'Victoria' by any chance?

Ha ha

[Serial_Apologist]

She's from Luton.

Which is where lutes come from.

[oddoneout]

Which is where lutes come from.

Nah, you're just stringing us along, however sympathetically.

[Serial_Apologist]

Nah, you're just stringing us along, however sympathetically.

I'm highly strung - I need the company!