Q: How do you know Jesus worked as a nouvelle cuisine chef?
A: He fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fish.
A: He fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fish.
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant ...Comment
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No there was another raisin, anyway, no use crying over spilled milk...Originally posted by antongould View PostComment
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The last of this afternoon's Simpsons episodes on Channel 4. The one about Abe getting his driving licence back and wrecking Homer's car.Comment
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Thereby losing his raisin d'etre?Originally posted by antongould View Post
(Can some kind person please explain why I can't include Alt Key accents?)Comment
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Èh? No problem from this Windows 10 laptop using Firefox as its browser.Originally posted by LMcD View PostComment
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Ah! I've recently taking to using Microsoft Edge/Bing rather than Google Chrome, simply because overall I find it's faster and cuts out quite a lot of pop-ups on certain sites such as our local newspaper - next time I'm posting on the Forum l'll revert to GC and see what happens. (I'm using Windows 10 on a desk-top PC).Originally posted by Bryn View PostComment
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From the amazon.co.uk listing for "Berlioz Odyssey" (the complete LSO 'live' recordings under the baton of Sir Colin Davis):
Product description
With this release of the Symphony No.5, Daniel Harding and the Swedish Radio Symphony Orchestra continue their survey of Mahler's symphonies. Among its most distinctive features are the trumpet solo that opens the work (which calls to mind Beethoven's fifth), the horn solos in the third movement and the popular Adagietto. Lasting over an hour, both the musical canvas and emotional scope of this work are vast. A daunting challenge for any orchestra, under Daniel Harding the Swedish Radio Symphony Orchestra offers listeners a performance to remember.Comment
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On my way home last night I got mugged by six dwarves...not happy!
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Archaeologists have discovered the grave of the world's oldest man, aged 193.
His name was Miles and he was from London.“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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I just got the sack from my job at the amusement park.
I’m going to sue them for funfair dismissal.“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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A mate of mine has just got the sack from the pet shop...
Fair enough though, got caught with his hand in the Trill...“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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