Current favourite jokes

[Richard Barrett]

Gosh isn't that funny!

I must confess I'd never seriously entertained the notion that Leon Trotsky was more stupid and more funny than Donald Trump, but with Beef Oven's post the scales have fallen from my eyes. It was time for me to wake up and smell the covfefe, so to speak.

[Beef Oven!]

Gosh isn't that funny!

Nearly as funny as Richard's Trump joke. But not quite.

[Edgy 2]

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.

[Edgy 2]

Or

I bought a desk from our local charity shop, and when I opened a drawer twenty three people fell out.
Turns out it was a missing persons bureau.

night night

[gradus]

Or

I bought a desk from our local charity shop, and when I opened a drawer twenty three people fell out.
Turns out it was a missing persons bureau.

night night

180!!

[Serial_Apologist]

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.

I had to stop and pullover after seeing that one.

[Beef Oven!]

I had to stop and pullover after seeing that one.

Where? When? Did you continue? Your post is a bit woolly.

[LeMartinPecheur]

I had to stop and pullover after seeing that one.

To get going again, did you need jumper leads?

[Richard Tarleton]

Beef - see PM. Just stop.

[Joseph K]

Trotsky got done with an Ice-pick and staggered through the French windows and cried "I've been shot"

Socialists are even stupider and funnier!!!!

Einstein was a socialist and I wonder who Stephen Hawking voted for at the last election?

[Beef Oven!]

Einstein was a socialist and I wonder who Stephen Hawking voted for at the last election?

Einstein could be quite funny. Not as funny as Trotsky, but funny all the same.

[vinteuil]

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?



Too Mennonite


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[Beef Oven!]

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?



Too Mennonite

Isn't this joke borderline racist and misogynistic?

Can the host give a steer on this?

[gradus]

Isn't this joke borderline racist and misogynistic?

Can the host give a steer on this?

Horns of a dilemma.

[Beef Oven!]

Horns of a dilemma.

The joke here has no meaning if one removes the fact that the subject is a woman and a member of a wholly or mainly white religious group.

Compared to say, for example, a joke about Diane Abbot's seemingly mathematical incompetence and inability to understand her own Shadow Home Secretary policy briefing on the number and cost of extra police officers, where the joke would still exist, if Diane was a man and white.

I don't think the hosts will allow this joke to remain. Even if purely to maintain the reputation of the R3 Forum. They are quite hot on this sort of thing.






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