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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostBarry Cryer on Radio 4 this morning. Pablo Picasso disturbs a burglar when he returns to his house one night. The burglar scarpers sharpish. Picasso does a drawing of the miscreant for the local police who subsequently arrest a horse and a tin of sardines.
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostBarry Cryer on Radio 4 this morning. Pablo Picasso disturbs a burglar when he returns to his house one night. The burglar scarpers sharpish. Picasso does a drawing of the miscreant for the local police who subsequently arrest a horse and a tin of sardines.
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Today's report of the likelihood of a global sedimentary plastics horizon reminds me of one of my favourite DNA jokes, the discovery of the shoe event horizon on Brontitall.
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostA BBC interviewer in Mumbai is asking locals their opinions on the day's elections. "The last one I had was before bleakfast", he is told.
(If anyone complains of racism, I agree to remove this, er, joke)
"I love an election, in fact I'm having one right now."
And at the beginning of the show when the guest host kicks off by introducing him/herself, Baker began with:
"Welcome to Have I Got News for You. I used to be Jon Pertwee."
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The perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Caliban View PostThe perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostIt reminded me of something which happened to our neighbours a few years back, Cal...honest! Eileen sent her husband out to the shops with a note. When Grant returned among the items were one hundred bread rolls. Eileen questioned why he had bought one hundred bread rolls and he said it was on the list, which he took out of his pocket, and Eileen said: 'It doesn't say 100 rolls, Grant; it says loo rolls!' It was the talk of the steamie for a few weeks!"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Caliban View PostShades of 'fork handles'....!
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