Current favourite jokes

[Nick Armstrong]

I'm informed that when Pablo Escobar was arrested, he said to the Police: 'I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those Medellin kids!'

[BBMmk2]

A truck load of viagra was stolen, during the night. Police are looking for hardened criminals!

[johncorrigan]

A truck load of viagra was stolen, during the night. Police are looking for hardened criminals!

A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

I love that joke, jc - but I bet many others won't.

[cloughie]

A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

Has it spread?

[Richard Tarleton]

Half the firemen don't like clearing it up.

[Bryn]

Half the firemen don't like clearing it up.

How about the women firefighters? Do they dislike the task in the same proportion?

[Richard Tarleton]

fire crews, emergency personnel, firepersons, you have a go. So much for that feeble attempt at humour.

[LMcD]

Has it spread?

Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.

[cloughie]

Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.

[ahinton]

Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.

That's a long way from the M4! It must have spread very rapidly and there must be an awful lot of it!

[ahinton]

A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

It never ceases to amaze me that some people claim Hungerford readful stuff like that!

[cloughie]

That's a long way from the M4! It must have spread very rapidly and there must be an awful lot of it!

Maybe it came from radiator grills!

[johncorrigan]

Does Morrissey enjoy yeast extract on his toast, do you know? I'm not sure, but Johnny Marr might!

[Serial_Apologist]

It never ceases to amaze me that some people claim Hungerford readful stuff like that!

You're not Reading that right.