Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

Reminds me of the man who drowned in a cake mix.

Pulled under by a strong current.

Sounds like he took a right battering!

[edashtav]

Sounds like he took a right battering!

Yes, so the Sultanas took him to their Harem and spoiled him to death!

[Vox Humana]

Reminds me of the man who drowned in a cake mix.

Pulled under by a strong current.

Ah. I was wondering what the raisin was.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Reminds me of the man who drowned in a cake mix.
Pulled under by a strong current.

Scone but not forgotten.

[johncorrigan]

I'm worried about my pal who has been drinking brake fluid, and I'm worried he's getting addicted to it; but he says he can stop any time he wants.

[Padraig]

He was last seen in Skid Row,

[johncorrigan]

He was last seen in Skid Row,

Eating brakefast, Padraig?

[LMcD]

I'm worried about my pal who has been drinking brake fluid, and I'm worried he's getting addicted to it; but he says he can stop any time he wants.

Isn't this line of humour clutching at straws somewhat?

[oddoneout]

Isn't this line of humour clutching at straws somewhat?

But they're environmentally friendly ones so it doesn't matter - no throwaways here, they'll bear re-use.

[LMcD]

Thank you for putting my mind at rest on this score. Hopefully somebody in authority will put his or her foot down in order to accelerate the promotion of such forward-looking measures before some civil servant gets the chance to throttle them at birth.

[johncorrigan]

Thank you for putting my mind at rest on this score. Hopefully somebody in authority will put his or her foot down in order to accelerate the promotion of such forward-looking measures before some civil servant gets the chance to throttle them at birth.

Talking of putting your foot down, L, I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

[LMcD]

Talking of putting your foot down, L, I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

Brilliant!

[Serial_Apologist]

Talking of putting your foot down, L, I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

You should have put your foot down, with a firm hand!

[Bryn]

Be warned!

[johncorrigan]

I'm informed that when Pablo Escobar was arrested, he said to the Police: 'I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those Medellin kids!'