Current favourite jokes

[Padraig]

...or
What do you call an escaped parrot?
Polly Gone!

...or, a stoned parrot?

Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day.

[Serial_Apologist]

...or
What do you call an escaped parrot?
Polly Gone!

There's more than four sides to this story.

[johncorrigan]

An American parrot that's good at sums.
Polly Math

[johncorrigan]

What do you call a musical parrot that's not really a parrot?
Polly Phony!

[EdgeleyRob]

I saw a woman on the news in her flooded house crying.
I thought,"If anything, you're just making things worse."

[LMcD]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
(Pause accompanied by pained expression)

Er... don't you mean to WHOM?

[jean]

“I don’t know where the eggs come from, and I have no idea why I feel a compulsion to hide them.”

[Serial_Apologist]

Freud eggs?

[gradus]

A cracker, certainly.

[ahinton]

Current favourite yolks, it would seem...

[Serial_Apologist]

Current favourite yolks, it would seem...

They're all wight - someone should tell Mr Corbyn.

[ahinton]

They're all wight - someone should tell Mr Corbyn.

Doesn't he already have more than enough Fabergé eggs to deal with, so to speak?

[LMcD]

Don't you find some yokes burdensome?

[Serial_Apologist]

Don't you find some yokes burdensome?

Only when they're cracked up to what they shouldn't be!

[johncorrigan]

Only when they're cracked up to what they shouldn't be!

I'll check with Michelle!